Dad jokes

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’

Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’

Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’

The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’

Chuck said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead.’

A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’

Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.’

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’

Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.’
 

The touchie came up with the best joke ever. Thought I'd share for those who haven't seen it.
The fuck is that?

Either he is blind, stupid or corrupt.
 
Old people trying to ban dirty sex in the Hunter but no one can seize control of peoples homes anyway.
What also is a joke is people whinging about how other people live.
How do they know how other people live?
I don't know how they live and I don't give a fuck.
Give me the same discretion the jealous jerks.
 
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Why did Susie fall off the swing??
 
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