Really bad jokes

[oldpuppy]

How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

TEN

1 to change the light bulb and the other 9 to sing about how good the old bulb was.

 

[Wahesh]

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’

Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’

Chuck said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’

The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’

Chuck said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead.’

A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’

Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.’

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’

Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.’

 

[kungfuman]

My cat swallowed a $2 coin the other day , i was going to take it to the vet but i was afraid there wasnt enough money in the kitty

 

[oldpuppy]

The touchie came up with the best joke ever. Thought I'd share for those who haven't seen it.

 

[ASSASSIN]

The touchie came up with the best joke ever. Thought I'd share for those who haven't seen it.

The fuck is that?

Either he is blind, stupid or corrupt.

 

[Caveman]

Knock knock..

Who's there?

I ape...

 

[oldpuppy]

The fuck is that?

Either he is blind, stupid or corrupt.

Lol
He's all that and then some more.
3 steps in touch and he still missed it right in front of him. I'd say he's perfect for the bunker ref gig at least.

 

[kungfuman]

The touchie came up with the best joke ever. Thought I'd share for those who haven't seen it.

He must be a Sutton

 

[oldpuppy]

He must be a Sutton

I think he's a sportsbet employee .

 

[Bob dog]

Old people trying to ban dirty sex in the Hunter but no one can seize control of peoples homes anyway.
What also is a joke is people whinging about how other people live.
How do they know how other people live?
I don't know how they live and I don't give a fuck.
Give me the same discretion the jealous jerks.

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

Gave the Mrs an orgasm last night!




Ungrateful woman spat it out

 

[DinkumDog]

 

[DinkumDog]

 

[N4TE]

Why did Susie fall off the swing??

 

[ASSASSIN]

Why did Susie fall off the swing??

?

 

[N4TE]

?

Because she had no arms...

 

[Where's Pea?]

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to try anal sex.

"Bugger that", I said.

 

[Where's Pea?]

Just been watching the women's golf on TV.

It's just like real life... they're shit at driving but great with an iron.

 

[Wahesh]

What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi!

 

[BlackJackBulldog]

If you have a cricket ball in your left hand,
And a cricket ball in your right hand.

What do you have?







One F'ing big cricket!