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My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns...

I said, "O.K.....I'll give it arrest.
 

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Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
 

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How do you get 100 maths teachers into a room in which only 99 fit?

You carry the one.
 
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