Dad jokes

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Just been for my prostate exam.

Got the thumbs up.

 

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What do you call a deceased Finnish man?

Finnished.

 

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What do you call an angry counsellor?

A therapissed.

 

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What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador.

 

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When Tom Hanks writes his memoir it should be called...

'T. Hanks - For the Memories'.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Kim Jong Un uses body doubles as part of his security team…

They’re named Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois.

 

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I sent my hearing aids for repairing last week.

Haven't heard anything since.

 

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I'm not sure what shocked my mailman more.

The fact that I came to the door completely naked, or the fact that I knew where he lived.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19.

His name was Constant Teen.

 

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What do you call men who make "Women belong in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

 

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At the age of 65 my Grandma started walking 10 kilometers a day.

She’s 92 now and we have no idea where she is.

 

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What do you call a Magician who's lost his magic?

Ian.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Someone asked my Grandad what he still found attractive about my Grandma. He said “Her teeth are like stars”

They come out at night.

 

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It’s a shame nothing is built in Australia anymore.

I just bought a TV and it said, “Built in Antenna”.

To be perfectly honest... I don’t even know where that is!

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said: "Earth."

That meant the world to me.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife.

She said, “Wear your own then.”

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket.

 

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What do you call a horny square?

An erectangle.