Question Re: Moderate to Expensive Rugs

[Moe]

I was thinking about this the other day, you see it in movies all the time... Guy brings a girl back to his place, things start to get hot and sweaty, and before you know it they're having sex on the nice rug in the living room.

Then I started thinking, if I put myself in the same situation- If I owned a nice expensive rug would I risk getting sex juice stains all over it? I mean that sh*t is expensive, you're going to have to get it steam cleaned, otherwise it'll forever have ***** *** stains in it.

Would you?

Have you?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Right now I'd say that protecting the rug would be priority butt when the blood drains from the brain prioritities go out the window.

(there are no spelling errors in this post)

 

[Moe]

poll added

I think option 3 is a given, so I might get rid of that

 

[UmoGus]

Ide **** on your rug

 

[Mr Beast]

Those bathroom rugs are good enough for me, those ones that keep your feet warm while chucking a poo

 

[Dex]

I was thinking about this the other day

The fact that you were actually thinking about this is another issue on its own

 

[Moe]

To all the guys answering yes, what if you get a squirter?

 

[Rodzilla]

I would have sex on a dead dog ffs

 

[Moe]

I would have sex on a dead dog ffs

What breed of dog?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

To all the guys answering yes, what if you get a squirter?

Trophies

 

[Rodzilla]

What breed of dog?

all of them if it meant sex, but especially a poodle

 

[The Greatest]

Phuck yeah for the 2 questions...

 

[likeadoggy]

get a white rug, still wont let you piss on her but for standard vaginal fluids/semen you'll be firing on all 4

 

[DoggyStylz]

real question is - does the rug match the curtains....

 

[Nano]

Wet dick and wet carpet? I think so!

 

[The DoggFather]

Can you only root persian women on persian rugs?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Can you only root persian women on persian rugs?

"How would you like to take a ride on a magic carpet?"

 

[Ndawai]

Will you be doing all the moves from the Karma Sutra on said rug?

 

[The DoggFather]

Will you be doing all the moves from the Karma Sutra on said rug?

Isn't that indian? Maybe indiandog can help out lol

 

[The DoggFather]

"How would you like to take a ride on a magic carpet?"

Classic pick up line in the Mid East lol