PSA: Info before your next jab

[The DoggFather]

Just got off the phone with one of my professors. I'll find out if I can take the jab in about 2 months but I'll be starting Heparin (a controllable blood thinner) to cover all bases in about 1 months time.

They are doing their own extensive testing on conditions and age groups, people my age with heart transplants are rare so its delaying results. I offered to be a guinea pig but unfortunately i am too much a of a risk for them to consider me.

He also mentioned IF anyone I know is worried about clotting AND has got advice from their GP, to take 1 LOW DOSE ASPRIN 2 WEEKS PRIOR AND 2 WEEK POST JAB.

I'm not pushing a pro or anti jab agenda, just passing on info that can help your choice.

Be safe fam.

 

[The DoggFather]

PS also mentioned that GPs should be telling patients about the asprin.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

PS also mentioned that GPs should be telling patients about the asprin.

Aspirin is great. You don't want to take it too much as you want your blood to clot if you cut yourself, but it's great for the occasional thin out.

So is alcoholism. But Aspirin is a bit more healthy than alcoholism. Less fun but more healthy.

 

[Headmix]

PS also mentioned that GPs should be telling patients about the asprin.

Unfortunately most GPs are being forced to vaccine people otherwise they could lose their accreditation’s… also heard there is an incentive. 100k per 100 children jabbed.

 

[CaptainJackson]

Unfortunately most GPs are being forced to vaccine people otherwise they could lose their accreditation’s… also heard there is an incentive. 100k per 100 children jabbed.

This is a blatant lie, I am 10000% sure

You get 1 million per 10 children jabbed

 

[Disposable Hero]

Unfortunately most GPs are being forced to vaccine people otherwise they could lose their accreditation’s… also heard there is an incentive. 100k per 100 children jabbed.

Fuck i should have bred more kids

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Aspirin is great. You don't want to take it too much as you want your blood to clot if you cut yourself, but it's great for the occasional thin out.

So is alcoholism. But Aspirin is a bit more healthy than alcoholism. Less fun but more healthy.

Doesn't aspirin break your penis?

 

[CaptainJackson]

Doesn't aspirin break your penis?

Makes it more hard as blood is easier carried into your penis

 

[steeliz]

Doesn't aspirin break your penis?

It's ok.

Easily fixed wit ha pump pack.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Makes it more hard as blood is easier carried into your penis

Only if you have ED? If you don't it makes your penis less staunch.

 

[Bulldog1966]

Doesn't aspirin break your penis?

no..though excessive masturbating can, a friend told me..

 

[Bulldog1966]

Fuck i should have bred more kids

no no no you shouldn't same applies to everyone, overbreeding is a big problem especially for the parents and society when these unruly ***** grow up

 

[CrittaMagic69]

no..though excessive masturbating can, a friend told me..

A friend also told me that, do we know the same guy???? Developed a bit of a death grip during Covid...

 

[CaptainJackson]

Only if you have ED? If you don't it makes your penis less staunch.

What is ED?

 

[CrittaMagic69]

What is ED?

Erectus defectus

 

[CroydonDog]

Unfortunately most GPs are being forced to vaccine people otherwise they could lose their accreditation’s… also heard there is an incentive. 100k per 100 children jabbed.

A thousand dollars a child? Wow!!!

 

[CrittaMagic69]

A thousand dollars a child? Wow!!!

I'm going to go out now and jab some kids

 

[CaptainJackson]

Erectus defectus

I didn't know as I'm completely unfamiliar with that problem.

More blood helps.

 

[CroydonDog]

I'm going to go out now and jab some kids

Are you R Kelly?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Doesn't aspirin break your penis?

Only if its a bottle of aspirin and you're a little too aroused before you drop the bottle while trying to open it naked... Not that I've ever done that.