The dogs played awesome, the penalty count was ridiculous, the dogs were against 14 tonight, throw that d!ckh3ad simpkins a Cowboy jersey. I can not comprehend some of those penalties. The only one that went our way was the one were Omeley got "stripped" of the ball, which obviously he was trying to offload, but to name the penalties that the cowboys received that were wrong, I would have to write a novel the size of War and Peace!
Simpkins, I don't know what rules you were using tonight but they sure weren't rugby league ones, seemed to be Irish waterpolo or something! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! GIVE YOURSELF A TRIPLE UPPERCUT! YOU F**KIN' GOOSE!!!