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It’s a standard day at Belmore oval. Reni Maitua and Willie Mason are kicking a ball back and forth to each other, discussing how much they hate the Roosters. Sonny Bill and Willie Tonga are sitting in the grand stand chatting up groupies. Steve Folkes is chewing gum and also fending off the media, who are desperate to find out more about the current allegation that 2 reserve graders were seen playing cricket with a Woolworth’s trolley. The allegation has caused quite a ruckus, with numerous middle-aged females boycotting the club despite no charges being laid.
With no warning what so ever, Reni and Mason’s adversaries Braith and Mini decide to invade the pitch. Malcolm Noad tries to stop them but Braith stabs Malcolm in the ass with a dagger.
“You bastard, how could you!” bellows Corey Hughes from the distance, confident that if push comes to shove Reni and Mason will step in for him.
“You’re not wanted here, oh lord you’re not wanted here” says Reni with an aggressive look on his face.
A sheepish grin from Anasta indicates to Reni and Willie that the intruders aren’t going anywhere. The gauntlet was thrown down and both parties knew they were in store for some two-on-two touch footy.
A paper, scissors, rock victory to Anasta indicates that they will start with the ball. There was some temporary conjecture as to weather the custom made dead ball lines were of equal size but eventually the game is under way.
Immediately Minichiello targets Mason out wide. A swift side step leaves the big man grasping at thin air and Anasta ya-hooing. The Roosters definitely have the speed and skill advantage in this contest and it was clearly going to take some Grand Final 2004 guts and determination to turn things around.
The Roosters continue to dominate and it seems as though the longer the game goes on the less likely of a Bulldogs come back. Braith is chipping over Reni’s head on a regular basis and Mason has thrown 3 intercepts. The current score is 7-0 and the Dogs are in real danger of being humiliated on home turf.
Suddenly, as if out of the blue, Anasta and Minichiello get ridiculously over confident and decide to change the game to tackle. After having this information sink in Reni and Willie decide to re-adjust their game plan radically and have Mason target Minichiello in defense. Anasta’s game goes out the window because the going has gotten tough. Despite the fact there is only four people on the field he is literally nowhere to be seen, claiming he needs a bathroom break every five minutes. It isn’t long before the Dogs regain the lead, a flurry of tries to Maitua giving them an 11-10 advantage.
Mason starts sledging Braith about his incumbent ‘most overrated’ award, prompting Braith to walk off the field in a ball of rage. He calls up Gus on Minichiello’s mobile and explains that he is in a cab with four toey humans. Gould immediately leaves his Eastern suburbs mansion, jumps into the limo and drives straight to Belmore. He looks around the taxi rank but there is no sign of Braith. Upon learning this, he decided to persue Belmore Oval. On his way between the car park and the sports ground he is assaulted by 4 Bulldogs supporters and has his kebab spat in by the fat guy behind the counter at the canteen. Clearly an imposter, Gould decides to sneak his way into the stadium, sitting up high into the grand stand.
“****ing nerd!” yells out Sonny Bill, throwing an empty can of pepsi at the poorly disguised idiot.
“Bulldogs ****ing rule!” adds Tonga, thumping his chest.
At this Point, Gus is convinced that the 2 premiers are unaware of his identity. After all, they would do far worse than throw things at him if they knew it were him. Then, as if Sonny Bill could read Philip’s mind, he leaps out of his seat and proceeds to tackle Gus across the aisle. Willie Tonga then producers a series of falcons upon Philip, prompting him to roll all the way down the stairs and fall next to Braith, who is crying on the sideline.
“What the hell are you guys waiting for? Let’s split!” yells Minichiello.
The groupies and Malcolm laugh as they watch the three disgraced cowards run off into the night. It is another triumph for the Bulldogs, and another MVP for Willie Mason.
With no warning what so ever, Reni and Mason’s adversaries Braith and Mini decide to invade the pitch. Malcolm Noad tries to stop them but Braith stabs Malcolm in the ass with a dagger.
“You bastard, how could you!” bellows Corey Hughes from the distance, confident that if push comes to shove Reni and Mason will step in for him.
“You’re not wanted here, oh lord you’re not wanted here” says Reni with an aggressive look on his face.
A sheepish grin from Anasta indicates to Reni and Willie that the intruders aren’t going anywhere. The gauntlet was thrown down and both parties knew they were in store for some two-on-two touch footy.
A paper, scissors, rock victory to Anasta indicates that they will start with the ball. There was some temporary conjecture as to weather the custom made dead ball lines were of equal size but eventually the game is under way.
Immediately Minichiello targets Mason out wide. A swift side step leaves the big man grasping at thin air and Anasta ya-hooing. The Roosters definitely have the speed and skill advantage in this contest and it was clearly going to take some Grand Final 2004 guts and determination to turn things around.
The Roosters continue to dominate and it seems as though the longer the game goes on the less likely of a Bulldogs come back. Braith is chipping over Reni’s head on a regular basis and Mason has thrown 3 intercepts. The current score is 7-0 and the Dogs are in real danger of being humiliated on home turf.
Suddenly, as if out of the blue, Anasta and Minichiello get ridiculously over confident and decide to change the game to tackle. After having this information sink in Reni and Willie decide to re-adjust their game plan radically and have Mason target Minichiello in defense. Anasta’s game goes out the window because the going has gotten tough. Despite the fact there is only four people on the field he is literally nowhere to be seen, claiming he needs a bathroom break every five minutes. It isn’t long before the Dogs regain the lead, a flurry of tries to Maitua giving them an 11-10 advantage.
Mason starts sledging Braith about his incumbent ‘most overrated’ award, prompting Braith to walk off the field in a ball of rage. He calls up Gus on Minichiello’s mobile and explains that he is in a cab with four toey humans. Gould immediately leaves his Eastern suburbs mansion, jumps into the limo and drives straight to Belmore. He looks around the taxi rank but there is no sign of Braith. Upon learning this, he decided to persue Belmore Oval. On his way between the car park and the sports ground he is assaulted by 4 Bulldogs supporters and has his kebab spat in by the fat guy behind the counter at the canteen. Clearly an imposter, Gould decides to sneak his way into the stadium, sitting up high into the grand stand.
“****ing nerd!” yells out Sonny Bill, throwing an empty can of pepsi at the poorly disguised idiot.
“Bulldogs ****ing rule!” adds Tonga, thumping his chest.
At this Point, Gus is convinced that the 2 premiers are unaware of his identity. After all, they would do far worse than throw things at him if they knew it were him. Then, as if Sonny Bill could read Philip’s mind, he leaps out of his seat and proceeds to tackle Gus across the aisle. Willie Tonga then producers a series of falcons upon Philip, prompting him to roll all the way down the stairs and fall next to Braith, who is crying on the sideline.
“What the hell are you guys waiting for? Let’s split!” yells Minichiello.
The groupies and Malcolm laugh as they watch the three disgraced cowards run off into the night. It is another triumph for the Bulldogs, and another MVP for Willie Mason.
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