NRL Jokes

[Bad Billy]

Q: what's got 40 legs and 4 teeth ?
A: the tigers cheerleaders

Three eagles fans walk into a bar, a drunk, a drug dealer and a wife beater. And that was just the first one.

Q: how many roosters fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: both of them

Q: what do bulldogs fans use as protection when they have sex ?
A: a bus shelter

 

[vietorious]

I didnt like any of them.

 

[Cat & Mouse]

Anthony Minichello

 

[Bad Billy]

Tough crowd.

Q: how much calcium is in a woman's breasts ?
A: enough to grow an 8inch bone.

 

[chadiwrx]

Q: What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Rabbitohs fans in one room?
A: A full set of teeth !

Q: What do you do if you see a Sea Eagles fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Get more sand !

Q: What do you call 17 guys sitting around the TV watching the NRL Grand Final?
A: Wests Tigers.

Q: How many Rabbitohs fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows.

 

[OTTO]

Whats the difference between an Echinda & Brookvale Oval ??
An Echinda has the pricks on the outside.

 

[Raysie]

Q: Who's wears red and white and is only seen 1 time a year?
A: Matt Cooper.

 

[Dogandgunner]

Q:Whats the hardest thing about being a roosters supporter?
A: Telling your parents you're gay

 

[Cat & Mouse]

*insert tampon joke about frequently injured player*

 

[Almobro]

A mans body who had a dragons jersey on was found with a dildo up his @ss and make up and semen all over his face. Police removed the dragons jersey to save him from great embarrassment.

 

[Tha DoggFather]

Q: What do you throw to a drowning Manly supporter?

A: His wife and kids

 

[Bad Billy]

Q: What do you throw to a drowning Manly supporter?

A: His wife and kids

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