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this can be used for many teams but i like it best this way,,,


nathan brown went in to a chemist and asked for a crate of viagra ,,
the pharmacist asked with a puzzled look on his face,
"what do you need this much viaga for ?"
browns reply was,
"because the dragons and they cant get past a semi"
 
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Lol thats Gold

Also because Nathan brown could never get with a woman
 

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A man living on the 3rd floor of a building hated the guy living on the ground floor..... so he blew his house unit up :D lame but i love it!
 

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`G` said:
A man living on the 3rd floor of a building hated the guy living on the ground floor..... so he blew his house unit up :D lame but i love it!
I got one that always makes me laugh.

Knock knock

Whos there

Cows go

Cows go who?

no cows go moo

ahaha
 

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did you here of the latest drugs in sport scandal..... an athlete at the paralympic games has just tested positive to WD - 40
 

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Anthony Mundine walks into the doctors surgery and asks, "doctor, how come every time i look in the mirror i get aroused?". The doctor then replies, "thats because youre a c***!"
 

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the latest talking muslim doll has just been released for xmas but no one knows what it says yet because no one has got the balls to pull the f*****g cord
 
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IRISH JOKE!

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life!,
between the legs of me wife!'
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night' She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?' John said,
'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.'
'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'
She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
 

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the latest talking muslim doll has just been released for xmas but no one knows what it says yet because no one has got the balls to pull the f*****g cord

rofl....... the 2008 joke of the year...... :boldgreen :boldgreen :boldgreen :boldgreen :boldgreen :boldgreen :boldgreen
 
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this can be used for many teams but i like it best this way,,,


nathan brown went in to a chemist and asked for a crate of viagra ,,
the pharmacist asked with a puzzled look on his face,
"what do you need this much viaga for ?"
browns reply was,
"because the dragons and they cant get past a semi"

i remember you telling that ages ago about the sharks
 

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nah,,it was this thread..
i just re bump it every year,,lol

this thread is like 4 years old,,
the dragons are good for that
 
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