Melbourne Storm Jokes Thread

[Lil Ms Fabulous]

Right peeps, lets hear them

Q: What's the difference between a Compass Point and the Melbourne Storm?
A: A Compass has 4 points and Melbourne have none.

 

[dogie]

A Melbourne supporter calls the storm head office and asks for some merchandise. The salesperson replied we've got jumpers, shirts, shorts and scarfs but we havent had a cap for 5 years.

 

[Magic Arrow]

Forecast for this NRL Season.. Fine and Sunny with no chance of Storm.

What's do the Melbourne Storm and Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain have in common? They've both been fked up the **** by a Ledger.

Cronulla Sharks..... so sh*t they can't even win the spoon

Just bought a Melbourne Storm dinner set and it has an extra spoon but it's missing two cups!!


Cameron Smith: "Craig, how are we supposed to go out there every week and know no matter how hard we try, we won't have any points at the end of the year?"

Bellamy: "I don't know. I'll ring Ricky Stuart and ask him".

I hear that Channel 9 are looking at ways of making some serious money from all this. One of the ideas is a new TV Series "UnderBellamy" The Tale of 2 Books.

That's most of them

 

[MikeG]

haha - all epic!

 

[Lil Ms Fabulous]

Here's some more.....

 

[Darbas]

*I heard the Sharks are going to be playing the rest of the season with Melbourne Storm emblazoned on the front of their jerseys. Apparently after the redistribution of the 1.1m prize money they are now the Sharks major sponsor for the year.

 

[Magic Arrow]

*I heard the Sharks are going to be playing the rest of the season with Melbourne Storm emblazoned on the front of their jerseys. Apparently after the redistribution of the 1.1m prize money they are now the Sharks major sponsor for the year.

thats so mean

 

[Darbas]

thats so mean

I heard it from a sharks supporter so i'm just passing the word :P

 

[The Beer Baron]

What's the difference between a toothpick and the Melbourne storm ??

A toothpick has 2 points.



What has 26 legs and can't climb a ladder ??

The Melbourne Storm.

 

[Mr Invisible]

The other ones not bad, but I'm pretty certain mine was out before.

It's title is better but the chopping of heads not as good.

(in mine Bellamy has a knuckle tat).

and this one after

 

[Mr. Sparkle]

Forecast for this NRL season, Fine and Sunny with no chance of a Storm.

 

[Özil]

melbourne storm jokes are kind of lame except for the tooheys one

 

[Lil Ms Fabulous]

I gots another one.......

Chuck Norris is the reason why Brian Waldron is hiding

(I think we need some Chuck Norris/Melbourne Storm jokes me thinks)..........

 

[_G-Dog_]

Cameron Smith: "Craig, how are we supposed to go out there every week and know no matter how hard we try, we won't have any points at the end of the year?"

Bellamy: "I don't know. I'll ring Ricky Stuart and ask him".