SMH Luai

[Nasheed]

Btw if mods think I’m talking shit or trolling about my friend accidentally eating another person in png I can genuinely prove this beyond doubt.

 

[Nate DAWG]

Btw if mods think I’m talking shit or trolling about my friend accidentally eating another person in png I can genuinely prove this beyond doubt.

How do you prove that?

 

[Nasheed]

How do you prove that?

Naturally, when you accidentally eat someone it becomes an interesting story right?
This friend of mine has told this story in stage in front of an audience as well as me a hundred times. I have a recording of it.

Basically this is what happened in a nutshell.
He is working in an area of PNG where cannibalism occurs. Working for Telstra and laying infrastructure there.
He went to a known restaurant in the area and ordered some food.
He was served white meat but it didn’t look like chicken and the bones wasn’t consistent with it. He couldn’t figure out r what meat it was and went through the options in his head but just went yolo and ate it.
Anyway in the weeks after it became front page news this well known place was shut down for selling long pork.
My friend asked his cabbie what the hell is long pork and found out it was human so he put 2+2 together he ate a dude.
It could have been a rat or something but playing the odds of all things considered the likely answer is long pork.
I may have had some details wrong. But for the most part that’s the jist.
The short answer is he’s told this on stage in front of hundreds.
Brace yourself for the next NRL scandal. Matt Moylan eats an ear by accident or something while touring.

 

[TheAlmightyJish]

He is overrated and the weakest link of the spine, hence they let them him test the market.

It was like that even before his injury.

Fair call but they also let Koroisau go and he definitely was no weak link. They just back their system and nursery, 4 grand finals in a row players are gonna be constantly pushed out the back door just the way it is. I'd hardly say Mitch Kenny is a better player than Luai.

 

[Eesma]

You are severely underestimating how good Cogger is at engaging the line and drawing defenders. People want accept it, but that was always his strength when he was with us.

I didn't mean to come off as quite so critical of Cogger, for sure. My point was really just that their backup 6, who's been out of the NRL for a bit before this season, managed to come in and fill the Luai void without issue. No one's offering Cogger a 1mill+ contract. I think Luai's being made to look to be worth more than he actually is, playing in that side.

 

[lovemachine]

Naturally, when you accidentally eat someone it becomes an interesting story right?
This friend of mine has told this story in stage in front of an audience as well as me a hundred times. I have a recording of it.

Basically this is what happened in a nutshell.
He is working in an area of PNG where cannibalism occurs. Working for Telstra and laying infrastructure there.
He went to a known restaurant in the area and ordered some food.
He was served white meat but it didn’t look like chicken and the bones wasn’t consistent with it. He couldn’t figure out r what meat it was and went through the options in his head but just went yolo and ate it.
Anyway in the weeks after it became front page news this well known place was shut down for selling long pork.
My friend asked his cabbie what the hell is long pork and found out it was human so he put 2+2 together he ate a dude.
It could have been a rat or something but playing the odds of all things considered the likely answer is long pork.
I may have had some details wrong. But for the most part that’s the jist.
The short answer is he’s told this on stage in front of hundreds.
Brace yourself for the next NRL scandal. Matt Moylan eats an ear by accident or something while touring.

Are you aware of what spices and herbs they used ? Can you ask your friend also was it slow cooked like a good old fashioned Indian lamb Rogan Joe?

 

[The DoggFather]

Fair call but they also let Koroisau go and he definitely was no weak link. They just back their system and nursery, 4 grand finals in a row players are gonna be constantly pushed out the back door just the way it is. I'd hardly say Mitch Kenny is a better player than Luai.

While you are correct, Kenny would be on quarter of what Luai wants. Plus I don't know his contract situation.

But out of Edwards, Cleary and Luai, 9 out of 10 would be getting rid of Luai. Cleary even makes Cogger look decent.

 

[TheAlmightyJish]

While you are correct, Kenny would be on quarter of what Luai wants. Plus I don't know his contract situation.

But out of Edwards, Cleary and Luai, 9 out of 10 would be getting rid of Luai. Cleary even makes Cogger look decent.

Can't disagree there, I'd be keeping Cleary and Edwards over Luai for sure. Just gotta make those tough calls in their position.

As much as I despise him currently I'd take Luai with open arms, give us a multi-time premiership winning half any day of the week please. Better than Kyle Flanagan or Lachlan Lewis. May not win the comp be we sure as shit would be more competitive the next few years.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Can't disagree there, I'd be keeping Cleary and Edwards over Luai for sure. Just gotta make those tough calls in their position.

As much as I despise him currently I'd take Luai with open arms, give us a multi-time premiership winning half any day of the week please. Better than Kyle Flanagan or Lachlan Lewis. May not win the comp be we sure as shit would be more competitive the next few years.

Halfback and fullback imo are generally more important to a team than a 5/8 currently is and it's why I was against extending Burton so early and for so much. Another thing I commented on earlier this year was that a hooker just needed to be able to pass and defend, anything else was just a bonus. Look at Broncos and Penrith, Walters and I don't even know who was subbing in for him lol and Mitch fucking Kenny.

 

[chemdog]

Halfback and fullback imo are generally more important to a team than a 5/8 currently is and it's why I was against extending Burton so early and for so much. Another thing I commented on earlier this year was that a hooker just needed to be able to pass and defend, anything else was just a bonus. Look at Broncos and Penrith, Walters and I don't even know who was subbing in for him lol and Mitch fucking Kenny.

broncos had Tyson smoothy as there other hooker off the bench

 

[CrittaMagic69]

broncos had Tyson smoothy as there other hooker off the bench

Exactly, whoever the hell he is

 

[chemdog]

Exactly, whoever the hell he is

storm reject lol

 

[TheAlmightyJish]

Halfback and fullback imo are generally more important to a team than a 5/8 currently is and it's why I was against extending Burton so early and for so much. Another thing I commented on earlier this year was that a hooker just needed to be able to pass and defend, anything else was just a bonus. Look at Broncos and Penrith, Walters and I don't even know who was subbing in for him lol and Mitch fucking Kenny.

100% agree with that mate half and fullback the most important. But I guess that delicious man Phillip Ronald "Sexy Boy" Gould sees him as our halfback.

 

[TwinTurbo]

broncos had Tyson smoothy as there other hooker off the bench

Sounds like something you order at Boost Juice.

Always a Bulldog

 

[CrittaMagic69]

100% agree with that mate half and fullback the most important. But I guess that delicious man Phillip Ronald "Sexy Boy" Gould sees him as our halfback.

I wouldn't be surprised, more money and more responsibility is what he wants with his next move and it's probably hr bare minimum we'd have to offer if the Roosters get involved.

 

[The DoggFather]

Can't disagree there, I'd be keeping Cleary and Edwards over Luai for sure. Just gotta make those tough calls in their position.

As much as I despise him currently I'd take Luai with open arms, give us a multi-time premiership winning half any day of the week please. Better than Kyle Flanagan or Lachlan Lewis. May not win the comp be we sure as shit would be more competitive the next few years.

I can't stand Ladyboy but if it means getting Burton out of the halves then I'm all for signing him.

 

[The DoggFather]

I wouldn't be surprised, more money and more responsibility is what he wants with his next move and it's probably hr bare minimum we'd have to offer if the Roosters get involved.

You think Keary/Luai could work?

 

[chemdog]

You think Keary/Luai could work?

keary would probs retire in a few years

 

[The DoggFather]

keary would probs retire in a few years

Reason I ask is if you want Ladyboy in your team, you need a traditional HB running the show.

 

[chemdog]

Reason I ask is if you want Ladyboy in your team, you need a traditional HB running the show.

walker luai at roosters would work well at the roosters. don't think luai at the dogs would work out well