Only allowed water under one rear wheel for burnouts. (NO fwd burnouts - that includes you Raby Habib in either your RBABY swift or excel)
Sprinklers can only be used when over 40 degrees Celcius and the neighbours come around (a 5 degree Celcius concession is made if attached to the Hills Hoist)
Private pools can be refilled/topped up if the neighbours kids can use it, preferably unsupervised whilst knocking back a Tooheys New around the BBQ for the guys and wine spritzers for the girls preparing the salad.
Souffs fans are provided free ship journeys out to areas sharks are spotted and allowed to bathe there to deter the sharks hanging around (yet only if it is an outgoing current heading to our Choice Bro Cuzzies!
Any "Drips and drops across rooftops and crops" talk will result in waterboarding in grey water (No one wants to hear such shit time and time again Tim FFS!).
Sprinklers can only be used when over 40 degrees Celcius and the neighbours come around (a 5 degree Celcius concession is made if attached to the Hills Hoist)
Private pools can be refilled/topped up if the neighbours kids can use it, preferably unsupervised whilst knocking back a Tooheys New around the BBQ for the guys and wine spritzers for the girls preparing the salad.
Souffs fans are provided free ship journeys out to areas sharks are spotted and allowed to bathe there to deter the sharks hanging around (yet only if it is an outgoing current heading to our Choice Bro Cuzzies!
Any "Drips and drops across rooftops and crops" talk will result in waterboarding in grey water (No one wants to hear such shit time and time again Tim FFS!).
