Lets Play, "Your No1 Pick-up line..."

[The DoggFather]

Why use pick up lines when you can use chloroform?

Hi Mr Cosby!

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

But there is a pick up line there..

“Hey babe, what does this smell like?”

I'm too shy when it comes to talking to girls. Hence...

Hi Mr Cosby!

With the zippetty bopetty sleepy solution.

 

[Mr 95%]

My mate was with his friend at a local pub and his friend went over to this lady and said is your dad a thief? She was supposed to reply no, and he would say are sure because it looks like he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes… However, he didn’t get that far because the girl started to cry because her father actually was a thief and he was in Long Bay jail at the time

 

[senshidog]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God gave me a penis,
So I could put it in you!

 

[Alan79]

"I'll flirt with you as long as you're buying me drinks, if you get me drunk enough I may even let you seduce me"

I don't claim it works, but it basically leaves them without a plan of attack for the night and vulnerable because you've stolen their thunder.

 

[MatstaDogg]

I'm too shy when it comes to talking to girls. Hence...




With the zippetty bopetty sleepy solution.

The zippetty bopetty sleep solution, lmfao. That had me genuinely laughing out loud as I read it because I could hear Cosby saying it, in a South Park way.

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

You wanna know why they call my penis Vladamir Putin?

Coz I'ma Putin it inside you.

 

[MatstaDogg]

You wanna know why they call my penis Vladamir Putin?

Coz I'ma Putin it inside you.

So what your saying is you are gonna invade her cuntry and deploy an army of little soldiers deep inside enemy lines.

 

[MOVE.80]

Which lines are we talking about here? The ones I'm talking about can pull any bitch you like

 

[MatstaDogg]

Which lines are we talking about here? The ones I'm talking about can pull any bitch you like

I nose what ya talking about

 

[The DoggFather]

Saddam Hussein may of had Weapons of Mass Destruction,

But I have the Weapon of Mass Seduction.

 

[Bulldog1966]

My face will be leaving in quarter of an hour, I want you to be on it.

Probably doesn't have a high success rate..

 

[Wild Robbo]

My face will be leaving in quarter of an hour, I want you to be on it.

Probably doesn't have a high success rate..

I am an artist from Alice Springs..... so after we made out she ask me the next morning what sort of artist are you?
I said i was a bullshit artist.

 

[Dingo]

 

[Greenmachine121]

“ would you fuck me ? “ I’d fuck me “

it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again

 

[Jai81]

If you and I were chipmunks could I bust my nut in your hole?