When you guys pushed up Mortimers contract to a ridiculous amount I thought to myself you would get yours sooner or later. Never in my wildest dreams did I think the wheel would turn to soon and so sharply. This is your just desserts. KK is unfortunately very inconsistent. Roberts is no Superstar however he would be on unders compared to KK. Makes me smile reading all this about him cause this is what was getting posted on the Eels blogs. ENJOY SUCKERS!
You're a Parra supporter, go away, peasant. You paid MORE for a dud in Roberts then we did in Keating. Can you tell me Roberts is on less than 170K a season?
And you, of all people, shouldn't be talking about dud signings. Your fat fck thief of a CEO is king of dud singings. Carl Webb needs to lose 100 kilos to be deemed a "Fat cnt", Chris Walker needs to make 100 straight tackles to be deemed a "Turnstyle", Chris Hicks is Chris Hicks, Paul Fattawerah, brah said "Fck this" and left and Casey MaGuire would have been a good signing if this was 2003. So don't talk to us about sht signings or laugh at other club's recruitment.
As sht as the Dogs are going, we're still above your peasant team and we still put 34 consecutive points on your sht cnts. Yes, your golden boy Hayne Stain will have his annual good game against the Dogs soon enough, then you and the other 7 Parra supporters can dust your jerseys off and wear them with pride. Who knows, you might fluke your way into the Grand Final again. You know, the Grand Final your peasant club hasn't won since 1986.
Remember how good you were for 4 years, 3 decades ago? How awesome was THAT?! Were you even alive when Parra last won a GF? I was 2. 2 years old. 1947 and all you can muster up is 4 GF's in one decade. Shame. Real shame. But you guys were awesome in the 80's. Colour TV was still somewhat new when Parra last won the GF.
But it's OK, you'll win it this year. You have a master coach, remember. The guy who isn't a fraud. The guy who "won" the WC. It wasn't Bennett who won it for him, it was the Master Coach Kearney. I like how he took one of the most free flowing teams the past few seasons and turned them into
this.
What were we talking about, again? Oh, yeah. Canterbury's poor recruitment. Yeah, how bout them Bulldogs, eh? Can't believe they haven't won anything since 1986..... Oh...... Sorry.
It's OK. With that little brudda and Roberts in the halves, you guys are going places next season. Especially with Carl Webb, Casey MaGuire and Justin Poore up front. Fck, what a front row. Almost as fat as your CEO. How many kids does he have
today? I think I saw him in Woolies yesterday. He actually paid for his groceries and didn't "Forget" to pay for them, this time.
To wrap things up, you follow a peasant team who's won fck all since 1986, your CEO is a fat fcking thief who's the laughing stock of the NRL and your peasant team is fighting off the wooden spoon.
