Kerrod Holland available for Guest SPEAKING, EVENTS, MARKETING, INFLUENCERS, FAN EXPERIENCES etc

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Nasheed here,
Just letting you know that if you need a celebrity touch on your next event, wedding or birthday, even a date to the prom, then Holland might be a good option for any dogs fan here.

 

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Mr Ditkovich here,

Nasheed, when is your birthday? I’ll hire him to go to your place and tickle your pickle, if you know what I mean.

I’ll even pay him extra to do it in the morning while you’re sleeping, so you can wake up to something extra special.
 

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Why not market a life size latex Holland doll for those intimate moments. I'm sure there's a prototype already under someone's bed:grinning:
 

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Nasheed

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Mr Ditkovich here,

Nasheed, when is your birthday? I’ll hire him to go to your place and tickle your pickle, if you know what I mean.

I’ll even pay him extra to do it in the morning while you’re sleeping, so you can wake up to something extra special.
i literally have no idea what that means but its actually August 27th, so very close.
 

Nasheed

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I sent an email to find out what the rates are if anyone is interested. Will check corona rules but im thinking of getting him out for some private events i have coming up.
 

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I think he would be great. He's well spoken, gorgeous with Nice eyes, charismatic and an athlete.

mans a bulldog through And through.

whywouldn't you want him as a host?
 

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Nasheed here,
Just letting you know that if you need a celebrity touch on your next event, wedding or birthday, even a date to the prom, then Holland might be a good option for any dogs fan here.

Maybe you can invite him for an event and then kidnap him and have your way with him in your basement. You could even play lego afterwards.
 

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I think he would be great. He's well spoken, gorgeous with Nice eyes, charismatic and an athlete.

mans a bulldog through And through.

whywouldn't you want him as a host?
LOL [emoji23]
 

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Imagine Nasheed trying to self isolate if "Blue Eyes" Holland made an appearance at his function
 
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