kennel jobs:

[-alex-]

I have taken the liberty of assigning you all awesome new careers.

alex: nasa mission control
doggiediva: jim beam girl
el magic: avon lady
purple skittles: rap star
fovos: pimp
mikey p: racecar driver
jorgie: video game programmer
moe: hired assasin
blaqdog: astronaut
mitch: vegas casino owner
hansta: male nurse
kimmy: prefessional wrestler
pineappleboy: terrorist
slippery: school janitor
eedz: chief of police
K E: gay porn star
ahmed: gynaecologist
elise: radio show host
rodzilla: straight porn star
dalgayr: drug mule
doggies fan: movie star
captain kickass: infomercial product seller
crusader- dole bludger
smingers- prostitute
GB- prison b.i.t.c.h.
btrainben- struggling artist
berries: the pope

more to come, its really hard to think of kennelers ffs

 

[Captain Kickass]

WTF - I'm the SHAM-WOW guy ??????

Well ....... I'll let it slide considering you do owe me one !

 

[the_crusader]

just no

 

[Z-Dizzle]

Rod reminds me of Ron Jeremy

also thanks for the career and all

 

[Game Breaker]

WTF - I'm the SHAM-WOW guy ??????

Well ....... I'll let it slide considering you do owe me one !

Nah, more this guy

 

[steve1700]

ffs what about me now i feel left out

 

[Z-Dizzle]

berries: the pope

The catholic pope? u got the underage part right at least

 

[Lil Ms Fabulous]

Fovos being a Pimp......Love that one

 

[Leesee]

haha my talkback radio would be awesome. i sound like too much of a man to be a radio host though alex!!

 

[~doggie~diva~]

the one that hardly drinks becomes a jim beam girl!

 

[Z-Dizzle]

the one that hardly drinks becomes a jim beam girl!

Good business

dont want u hitting up the promo stock

I was thinking more food taster for u

 

[Özil]

so alex cant think of anything for me... hmm

 

[Slippery]

LOL! School Janitor? Hey man I get people to clean my sh!t FOR me. I don't even wipe.

Neeeext.

 

[chepples]

just no

LOL I would have you as the homeless bum

 

[Gladiator.]

drug mule? bullshizen im more like a drug lord :arab:

 

[B.A.Baracus]

haha my talkback radio would be awesome. i sound like too much of a man to be a radio host though alex!!

But you have a face for radio.

 

[Munnuz 1]

lol there are some **** jobs there

 

[~stacie]

lolol alex, what about me?

 

[-alex-]

Stacie: trapeze artist at the circus
Omayr: pool cleaner
Byrd: nba player
Ozman: pastry chef
Jaybee: game show host
Boots: mission woker in Africa
Kenny: zookeeper

 

[(((((SMACK)))))]

Boots has finally got his dream job!!!!