Kennel Census 2011

[Rodzilla]

ok put down your information for official record so we can have some definitive data

Username:
Previous Usernames:
Join date:
Sex:
Age:
Net Worth:
Are you sexy:
What languages can you speak:
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits:
Number of Children:
Number of Parents:
Number of sisters/brothers:
Are you arab?:
Number of wives if so:
Favourite sexual position:
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to:
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do:
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10:
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10:

 

[chipandchase]

Username: chipandchase
Previous Usernamesremiers07
Join date: a few years ago
Sex:m
Agever 30
Net Worth: assets rich cash poor
Are you sexy: yes just ask me
What languages can you speak: lebanese english bro
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: no
Number of Children: 1
Number of Parents:2
Number of sisters/brothers: dad says a few more than i know i have
Are you arab?: yes
Number of wives if so: 1 wife and 3 on the side
Favourite sexual position: anal im a leb
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: vs parra when halligan kicked goal from sideline
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: get on the punt
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10:10
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: 4

 

[Hansta]

Username: Hansta
Previous Usernames: Arabian Dog / Wahash
Join date: Initially 2005, then again 2007
Sex: Male
Age: 26
Net Worth: Enough
Are you sexy: Come at me bro
What languages can you speak: English, Arabic, Zyzz, dont be jelly bro, mirin me
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: Yes
Number of Children:0
Number of Parents: 2
Number of sisters/brothers: 2 sisters
Are you arab?: Yes
Number of wives if so: 1 sharmootah
Favourite sexual position: Sharmootah on top
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: 1995 GF
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: On black
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: 8
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: 8

 

[UmoGus]

Username: djaraboy
Previous Usernames: None
Join date: This year
Sex: 17
Age: 17
Net Worth: Enough
Are you sexy: Too much for my shirt
What languages can you speak: English, Arabic, Click
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: Nope
Number of Children: 0
Number of Parents: 2 and a step mum
Number of sisters/brothers: 4 sisters, 1 step brother
Are you arab?: oath
Number of wives if so: 20
Favourite sexual position: Anal
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: 04 Grand Final
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: Ejaculate in my pants
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: 7
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: -3

 

[Paint.]

Username: D10
Previous Usernames: dogs oh 10
Join date: June 2010, before Mongoose's birthday
Sex: male
Age: somewhere under 18
Net Worth: Enough
Are you sexy: Very
What languages can you speak: English, Arabic and Lebanese (that's what's usually on the census papers)
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: lol... right in Bankstown
Number of Children: None.. tho I killed a few million potentials around a week ago
Number of Parents: Just the two
Number of sisters/brothers: Five...
Are you arab?: Yes. :arab:
Number of wives if so: 4. Two have been divorced.
Favourite sexual position: The position where you have sex
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: '02, the game after we got busted for the rort
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: Kiss you.
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: 8. Pretty witty bloke
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: 1.

 

[-alex-]

Favourite sexual position: Anal

I think the question on everyones mind after reading this is

"giving or receiving?"

 

[Book]

Username: Bookyzz
Previous Usernames: Cowboys_fan_07, Gladiator, Book, Gladibook, Habib, hsawooshkdbdehu, Jesus Christ

In b4 K E

 

[UmoGus]

I think the question on everyones mind after reading this is

"giving or receiving?"

Oh wouldnt you like to know

 

[Shanked]

Username: Shanked
Previous Usernames:Bigbadbobii
Join date:2008
Sex:M
Age:21
Net Worth: Enough
Are you sexy: Of Course
What languages can you speak: english
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits:no
Number of Children:0
Number of Parents:2
Number of sisters/brothers:1
Are you arab?:no
Number of wives if so:
Favourite sexual position:
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: probably one of the broncos games
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: go out on pub/club crawl
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: 7 3/4
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: he's lucky he claims he's pretty

 

[Moe]

Username: Moe
Previous Usernames: King.Moe, Moe.
Join date: Look left
Sex: Yes please
Age: 23
Net Worth: Picked it up for $9.95 at Bunnings
Are you sexy: Im wearing pants, so no.
What languages can you speak: English, little arab, and i now know the bare essesntials in French, German, Greek, Italian, Dutch and Spanish
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: Yes
Number of Children: 0
Number of Parents: 5
Number of sisters/brothers: 1 Sis/3 Bros
Are you arab?: My parants are. So yes by default.
Number of wives if so: 0
Favourite sexual position: All of them
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: Hazem 02
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: Pay off my holiday debt
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: Purple
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: Ryu

 

[Lil Ms Fabulous]

Username: Lil Ms Fabulous
Previous Usernames: Bernster, Bernmeister
Join date: March 2005
Sex: Female
Age: Somewhere in my 30's
Net Worth: NFI
Are you sexy: That's for me to know and you to find out
What languages can you speak: English, Sarcasm and Drunk Text
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: No
Number of Children: I have 2 dogs, does that count?
Number of Parents: 2
Number of sisters/brothers: 2/1
Are you arab?: Of course not
Number of wives if so: None
Favourite sexual position: Not saying
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: None, I do Cowboys games
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: Spend it at the nearby home maker precinct and buy a car
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: um
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: um

 

[Bry]

Username: Bry
Previous Usernames: Baza, Chook Hater
Join date: May 05
Sex: not much
Age: 34
Net Worth: not much
Are you sexy: battered head, fat gut with skinny arms and legs
What languages can you speak: English
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: not any more thank ****
Number of Children: 4
Number of Parents: 2
Number of sisters/brothers: 3
Are you arab?: no
Number of wives if so:
Favourite sexual position: See the scene from Team America
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: V Brisbane 02
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: say thanks.
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: 9
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: 9. Loses 1 point for not having a country. Can't be that smart afterall.

 

[K E]

Not liking the replies to the last question, FFS! Hahahaha. Damn it, Rodney the zilla!

 

[K E]

Username: K E
Previous Usernames: Special K E, KKK E, luK E patten, HeineK En, AK E-47
Join date: NFI. Check to your left, FFS!
Sex: Yes, please. (Who didn't see that one coming?) Tehe "who"
Age: Twenty something. Forgot.
Net Worth: Right now? About $15. I gross $20, though. Yeah. $20.
Are you sexy: My penis is.
What languages can you speak: English, Assyrian, Chaldean sht, SOME Arabic.
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: Wallah, I don't.
Number of Children: I have 3 children. One of each. (Rodney Dangerfield said that.)
Number of Parents: 2
Number of sisters/brothers: 2
Are you arab?: Does Assyrian count as Arab? I think it does. We're both hairy.
Number of wives if so: I'm not Mormon.
Favourite sexual position: If the girl has a nice ass, doggy. I can stare at her ass for hours. (Yes, hours.)
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: 2004 Semi Final V Penriff. Greatest atmosphere EVER.
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: Put it in a term deposit and ask for, and GET, a higher rate. (What? I have a jew last name, FFS!)
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: Slippery knows his stuff.
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: They say humour is a sign of intelligence. I'm a fcking genius if that's the case.

 

[Captain Kickass]

I'm NOT filing in this sh*t .... fine me $120 a day ... see if I care !

 

[Rodzilla]

I'm NOT filing in this sh*t .... fine me $120 a day ... see if I care !

you probably dont your wives to find out about each other, fair enough because their fines would be 50% each ffs, youd be left with nothing

 

[Captain Kickass]

you probably dont your wives to find out about each other, fair enough because their fines would be 50% each ffs, youd be left with nothing

I have many on-line mistresses ... :becky: .... they all wish they was married to me IRL.

 

[BootS]

Username: BootS
Previous Usernames: Carn_Tha_Dogs
Join date: <-----. Earlier with Carn.
Sex: Yes
Age: Mature aged
Net Worth: Including pending inheritences, a fair bit.
Are you sexy: I was, now just old with a good size beer gut, which is sexy to some chicks.
What languages can you speak: White
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: Not anymore.
Number of Children: 2
Number of Parents: 1 mum 1 step dad
Number of sisters/brothers: 1 of each
Are you arab?: No
Number of wives if so:
Favourite sexual position: Violent fisting (giving)
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: 2002 Vs Bronco's.
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: Buy you a beer
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: 7
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10:7

 

[Gladiator.]

BootS what about your mofo sixx account?

 

[UnderCoverBrother]

Username: UCB
Previous Usernames: UCB
Join date: 2007
Sex: M
Age: 21
Net Worth: LOL
Are you sexy: Nope
What languages can you speak: English, Hebrew
Do you live in/around canterbury bankstown council limits: LOL
Number of Children: 0
Are you arab?: LOL
Number of wives if so: LOL
Favourite sexual position: LOL
Favourite Bulldogs game you have been to: 2011 Paramatta v Bulldogs, Sitting next too Bryce Goodwins mum lol. And telling me that he
If i gave you $5,000,000 what is the first thing youd do: are we talking AUD or KAZSTABIANESE (1 AUD = 5 Mil) I made it up btw.
How do you rate the intelligence of slippery out of 10: CRAPOLA HAHAHA. 8.333333
How do you rate the intelligence of K E out of 10: Whos that?