Just My Luck....

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It was close to 10:30 am when I decided to go out for a cup of coffee at my local cafe after a busy and frustrating morning.

So I am sitting there with my ipad reading the news and enjoying the coffee, when I notice this pretty woman across from me looking at me and smiling, she put her head down then looks again and smiles suggestively... So I smiled back, thinking that my suit is doing its job, and good thing I trimmed my beard this morning.

I look up and here she was looking and smiling again, I noticed that she was very sexy, tall brunette, very slender. I contemplated going up and talk to her, but TBH I CBB, however I noticed she was making her way towards me.

She came closer as I shifted in my seat, closer, closer till she was about a meter from me, she opened her mouth and, I swear to god, that’s what she said:











































































































“Are you the 2Day FM fugitive?”
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

My mate's fiance did the same thing once.
 

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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

one of my work mates a few yrs back took a sickie to go find him. She won 10k and got fired. Dumb *****
 

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Mikey, that comp hasn't run for years. She wanted your jizz to be on the run....all over her face.
 

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Apparently (that's what she said) they said on 2day FM this morning that he was tall dark and handsome.
 

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Eeeeeer what a rock job!
 

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I don't listen to 2day FM... so you could only imagine what my reply was...
 

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The river is dry in this place. Fmd.
 
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