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It was close to 10:30 am when I decided to go out for a cup of coffee at my local cafe after a busy and frustrating morning.
So I am sitting there with my ipad reading the news and enjoying the coffee, when I notice this pretty woman across from me looking at me and smiling, she put her head down then looks again and smiles suggestively... So I smiled back, thinking that my suit is doing its job, and good thing I trimmed my beard this morning.
I look up and here she was looking and smiling again, I noticed that she was very sexy, tall brunette, very slender. I contemplated going up and talk to her, but TBH I CBB, however I noticed she was making her way towards me.
She came closer as I shifted in my seat, closer, closer till she was about a meter from me, she opened her mouth and, I swear to god, that’s what she said:
“Are you the 2Day FM fugitive?”
So I am sitting there with my ipad reading the news and enjoying the coffee, when I notice this pretty woman across from me looking at me and smiling, she put her head down then looks again and smiles suggestively... So I smiled back, thinking that my suit is doing its job, and good thing I trimmed my beard this morning.
I look up and here she was looking and smiling again, I noticed that she was very sexy, tall brunette, very slender. I contemplated going up and talk to her, but TBH I CBB, however I noticed she was making her way towards me.
She came closer as I shifted in my seat, closer, closer till she was about a meter from me, she opened her mouth and, I swear to god, that’s what she said:
“Are you the 2Day FM fugitive?”