Blue_boost
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I've had to square up my neighbour on a number of occassions, ie he don't maintain his lawn, noisy night sprinklers , planting flowers right on the boundary, his dog shitting on my lawn..
But I've noticed of late he's been out the back of his house training on his treadmill, doing boxing movements as he runs lol.. my house is a double storey which towers over his house so I can see what he's upto.
He's a bit older than me and not much to contend with. I think it would be foolish to raise his fists with me as there as only one possible outcome.
Does he think he might have a shot at the title? He might bait me with his dog loose on my lawn, then when I kick it up the arse , he comes round throws his Bunnings hat on the ground and tests his windmill style strikes out?
I think the reality would be, I'd chuckle at him tiger up at me, puff out his chest lol, then I'd use my 25 years of training and 200kg bench press to give him a hammer fist to the top of the head to rattle his bones. (whilst checking my letterbox for mail).. it would be lights out.
My advice to him, train if you want , but know it's fruitless if he thinks he's gonna assert his big frame on me.
But I've noticed of late he's been out the back of his house training on his treadmill, doing boxing movements as he runs lol.. my house is a double storey which towers over his house so I can see what he's upto.
He's a bit older than me and not much to contend with. I think it would be foolish to raise his fists with me as there as only one possible outcome.
Does he think he might have a shot at the title? He might bait me with his dog loose on my lawn, then when I kick it up the arse , he comes round throws his Bunnings hat on the ground and tests his windmill style strikes out?
I think the reality would be, I'd chuckle at him tiger up at me, puff out his chest lol, then I'd use my 25 years of training and 200kg bench press to give him a hammer fist to the top of the head to rattle his bones. (whilst checking my letterbox for mail).. it would be lights out.
My advice to him, train if you want , but know it's fruitless if he thinks he's gonna assert his big frame on me.
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