I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!

[The_Chimpster]

Every year there's a thread on this god awful plight on humanity.

I think people on here secretly watch it then piss and moan about it

 

[Kaz]

Just give them your only fans page to prove you're a chick lol

I will be most upset, when they tell me to put my clothes back on. lol

 

[Alan79]

First you openly admit to supporting the Broncos, then you step onto @Wahesh's turf by posting threads about shitty reality TV shows. What's going on, mate? You looking to steal my spot as TK's number one heel, or something? LOL

I think I already have that award.

Remember the drama of me being Gene Krupa. Even now some morons are questioning if I am a male or not.

I think almost everybody has come together to recognise there's a number one heel. And he comes from the sea to terrorise Japan.

 

[Alan79]

I will be most upset, when they tell me to put my clothes back on. lol

I found with only fans that I profit more if I offer a set price to put another item of clothing on.

 

[Kaz]

Believe me, I can be just as narcissistic as you!

We would come a distant 2nd or 3rd..

We aren't in the running for gold.

 

[Alan79]

Every year there's a thread on this god awful plight on humanity.

I think people on here secretly watch it then piss and moan about it

You'd need to cut my eyelids off and tie me to a chair to get me to watch it.

 

[Kaz]

You'd need to cut my eyelids off and tie me to a chair to get me to watch it.

Can be arranged.

Calling @ASSASSIN

 

[Roll the Bones]

You'd need to cut my eyelids off and tie me to a chair to get me to watch it.

If Dave Hughes is in it, then just cut off my head altogether.

 

[Alan79]

Can be arranged.

Calling @ASSASSIN

Here's a rough rundown of what it'll take to get me to watch

 

[ASSASSIN]

Every year there's a thread on this god awful plight on humanity.

I think people on here secretly watch it then piss and moan about it

I can honestly and proudly say I haven't even watched a second of it, plus I change channels when the crap ad comes on.

 

[ASSASSIN]

Can be arranged.

Calling @ASSASSIN

Alan is a mate..... so I have to charge you double.

 

[Alan79]

Alan is a mate..... so I have to charge you double.

You'd have to hold my head facing the tv and subject yourself to the show too. I think I'm safe.

 

[ASSASSIN]

You'd have to hold my head facing the tv and subject yourself to the show too. I think I'm safe.

Good point... lol

 

[Bulldog1966]

Not sure but isn't Mase doing a sports segment on one of the fta channels, could it even be 10 where this show is produced/broadcast? The big fella if he lasts might be at risk of knocking someone out lol

I watched this one year and whilst it ain't good I reckon with a bit of thought I could name 5 shows worse ... here's 2 for starters - Home and Away and MAFS
I also assume that fucken ting tong Bob Irwin would be a major handbrake as co host, the unfunny chick was always bad enough but tempered by the big Vet she drooled over all series

 

[Kaz]

Reggie Sorensen (Bird) is going in. (Winner of Big Brother twice)

Her story is she is losing her sight.

 

[Kaz]

Alan is a mate..... so I have to charge you double.

Price gouging. lol

So you saying, we aren't mates. lol

 

[Alan79]

Price gouging. lol

So you saying, we aren't mates. lol

Why are you so determined to have me watch this shit anyway? I've been nice to you. Even told you I loved the most recent sexy pic you posted of yourself with the weight guessing game. And here you are trying to get my eyelids removed. And worse than that have someone make me watch the bloody show.

You have to stop supporting the Broncos. It's making you too angry at the world.

 

[Grunthos]

As an old media and advertising guy, I can tell you this is garbage TV, nothing more nothing less!

 

[Kaz]

You have to stop supporting the Broncos. It's making you too angry at the world.

I was happy, until Gene started supporting the Dogs. lol

 

[ASSASSIN]

Price gouging. lol

So you saying, we aren't mates. lol

We are mates, that's why I'm only charging double and not quadruple