I Need a date for the Kennel Function

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Yankee Girl

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Hello guys,

Please help me find a date for the Kennel Function later in the year.
feel free to nominate someone or nominate yourself.

thanks for your help. :love: :love: :love:
 

dvsbastard

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I'll go with you, but only if you pay for my ticket, my cab ride and all my drinks...

TBH I am a gold digger - I only want you for your money... You do have money?!
 
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D0ggyStylz

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Here ya go...



His name is Craig.
Enjoys walks in the park, holding hands and dinners by candle light.
 

Wolfpac

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thats gold Johnny...

Stevie - fat chicks need loving too... JUST not from ME :D
 

BumAcid

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StevieJ PM'ed me and said he'd be honoured....PM him?? :grinning:
 
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D0ggyStylz

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I reccommend that you come STAG Yankee Girl.

Then at the kennel function, we can tie a steak to someone and watch you go!!
 

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You got a body that it takes a horny man to appreciate
I'm not the type of guy to trip about your weight
Uh uh, you my plus size princess
It must of took three people to get you in that dress
When I seen your big booty I flip my wig
But everything else about you is just as big
You're built like Jabba the Hut with two butts
One in the back, one in the front
Got my mind on my money and my money on your food
Cause if I don't take you out to eat you'll catch an attitude
I'm no Denzel when it comes to pull
I know you're only with me because I keep you full
I used to come over with condoms to smash in you
But now I bring a snack for you
Twinkies always seem to get your ass in the mood
And when you're done grubbin, we go back to your room
You're so freaky when it's time to get it on
Sometimes we put ketchup on the bed before we bone
If you haven't had a big girl, let me describe it
It's like havin sex with a water bed
But who needs a bed when you're there to lay on
Who needs a pillow when I got your big arm
I love gettin lost inside your big body
I'll let you do anything, except ride me
 

-Kurry-

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^^^^^^^

im hilariously mortified!!!!!!! :whacky:


ketchup ay??????
 

HappyDude

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Hey

U can go with a box of donuts :noel: :devil: :noel: :devil: :noel: :devil: :noel: :devil: :noel: :devil: :noel: :devil: :noel: :devil:
 

-Kurry-

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*whispers*

krispy kreme dont serve boxes big enough for it.......


its not the only box 1/2 will be paying for either.....
 

HappyDude

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Sorry!

Sorry bout the comment mate i was just really angry :slick: :slick: :slick:
 

-Kurry-

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okay man......im over it........i have a habit to forget things easily....

i just found it weird that u didnt realise i wasnt indian from my avatar......
???????


and i dont "stink"

lol
 

-Kurry-

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mkay....fair enough.....u rnt a gee up r u??? ive been really suspicious lately....

and dont get offened or angry around here......lol u have to have tough skin.......and dont worry, i even call my mum a tool
 

HappyDude

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Nah i aint no g up but dont worry i wasnt getting angry bout u calling me a tool my msn stuffed up
 
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