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Husband Store

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  1. ASSASSIN

    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
    There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
    The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, Have a Strong Romantic Streak and a Good Sense of Humour.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor..
    There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a new Wives Store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
     
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  2. Wolfmother

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    Ahaha that's about right!

    Except you guys are kidding yourselves about stopping on the second floor.

    Men are such bitches when their wives can't cook..
     
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  3. rainman

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    Is that out of the bible
     
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  4. ASSASSIN

    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    The book of Tank lol

    Actually the book of @Realist90 lol
     
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  5. Wolfmother

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    Should be in the Bible.

    11th commandment all meneth shall helpeth with the houseworkus
     
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    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    Quiet you, getith backith in the kitchenith lol
     
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  7. Wolfmother

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    Totally lol
     
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    Then the wifeth must put outeth
     
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    Funny you should say I just got back from there haha
     
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    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    PS what level would we find you on? Lol
     
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    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    Where's my sammich?
     
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    Checkout chick
     
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  13. Wolfmother

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    Lol good question.. Im probably in the penthouse suite in the too hard basket lol
     
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  14. Wolfmother

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    Lol that's good
     
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    This thread was such a breath of fresh air after reading any board related news.
     
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    If she is anything like my Mrs she would get the poor bastard home find a fault with him and exchange the next day
     
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    Can we work an Indian in on this somehow
     
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    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    The Indian women come with a self destruct button on their forehead?
     
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    Lol I like her style
     
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    ASSASSIN The Bearded Crusader Premium Member Gilded

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    Yeah so over that crap...

    I hate when it's Dog v Dog fan. I love it when it's us v the world.
     
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