How To tell if a girl likes you?

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Shanty Bill

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If she laughs at all your jokes when you threaten her with a knife she likes you #laughordiebitch
 

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every girl is different.

leb chick : if she likes you she will follow you and hang around you all day but wont talk to you and soon as you try to break the ice she will play the hardball.
italian chick: if she likes you she will tell you how many boys are after her. more boys she tells you about more she likes you
aussie chick: if she likes you she will let you know straight away with a kiss on the lips.
abo chick: if she likes you she will tell you about all her family issues and how hard her childhood was.
indian chick: if she likes you she will propose you for marriage on the first date/meeting.
asian chick: if she likes you she will start telling you how she is the most conservative girl in the whole world and she will get really upset even if you touch her hand to do a fake palm read, but two hours later... she will be riding you like a wild dog.
black chick: if she likes you , most likely you are black.
This is pretty true,where did you steal this from Bro? lol
 

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If you got money she will like you.

Money makes the world go round, and the panties drop.
 

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If she goes to Stereosonic with you and you didn't shred - she likes you.
 

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if yu have an argument with her mother and she still talks to you she likes you. a lot.
 

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If she says she doesn't like you then there's a good chance she does, also a good chance she doesn't. Also a good chance you'll die alone... slightly better than good chance of that.
 

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If she lets you have a threesome with her and her bestfriend.
 

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If she goes in for a crotch grab is also a good sign tbh
 

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Try to kiss her.
If she stops you before you make contact, she no good. Walk away.
If she lets you kiss her, then slaps you afterwards, she likes you but doesn't want to appear loose. More groundwork is needed.
If she slips in the tongue, unzip your pants, it's party time.
 

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If she buys you an Xbox One with 5 games, Xbox Live membership and an extra controller for Christmas. YEAH, WHAT?!
 

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If she doesnt freak out when you tell her you like men, you're most probably gay.
 
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