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I seen the ad for "how to lose a guy in 10 days" and thought to myself guys can do that too. So...
How to lose a Girl in 10 days (if not less)......
1. Tell her she is fat.Some girls will think u mean P H A T so
make sure u emphasise F A T.
2. Tell her u dont beleive in anniversarys.
3. Tell her there is no such thing as Thursday Late Night Shopping
4. Tell her "you remind me of Dame Edna" (if thats how u spell it)
5. Tell her "Brad Pitt is gay"
6. Pick her up in a Camry and say "cant be long tonight. My Mrs wants
the car back by 10"
7. Take her out to Sefton Playhouse and say "if we're lucky, we might
get a private show tonight"
8. Propose to her. 99% of them will say yes then u bring out the ring.
A burger ring or cheezel. 98% of the girls will biatch slap you, the
other 2% will eat it and THEN biatch slap you.
(The percentage rates are unofficial but im sure most guys will agree with me on this one.)
How to lose a Girl in 10 days (if not less)......
1. Tell her she is fat.Some girls will think u mean P H A T so
make sure u emphasise F A T.
2. Tell her u dont beleive in anniversarys.
3. Tell her there is no such thing as Thursday Late Night Shopping
4. Tell her "you remind me of Dame Edna" (if thats how u spell it)
5. Tell her "Brad Pitt is gay"
6. Pick her up in a Camry and say "cant be long tonight. My Mrs wants
the car back by 10"
7. Take her out to Sefton Playhouse and say "if we're lucky, we might
get a private show tonight"
8. Propose to her. 99% of them will say yes then u bring out the ring.
A burger ring or cheezel. 98% of the girls will biatch slap you, the
other 2% will eat it and THEN biatch slap you.
(The percentage rates are unofficial but im sure most guys will agree with me on this one.)
