how dumb is the telecrap.....

[Costaki10]

on page 145 in todays telegraph they have an article were they called every clubs CEO and asked them if they were over the cap.....every CEO said no which is no surprise but seriously how dumb does someone have to be to think that if they ask the ceo if they are over the cap they would say yes?

The paper is just getting more pathetic by the day.

 

[Hansta]

ROFL :roflol:

 

[bLaQDoG..]

Paul Kunnt: Hello Mr Osbourne, it's Paul Clitoris here from the Daily Telegraph. I just wanna know have you been rorting the cap too?

Paul Osborne: Ummm.. errr... I think so?? Let me ask my spokesperson Shane Webcke for you.

 

[~stacie]

Hahahahahaahahahahahahah @ DT lolll.

Cuz they are all going to be like: "Yeah we are. Expose us."



:roflol: ****ing crap newspaper lmao.

 

[K E]

Telecrap: Mr. Greenberg, is your team over the salary cap?

Mr. Greenberg: Yes....I mean no! DAMN! Please don't tell David Gallop.

 

[Shanked]

yes we are kent

 

[Captain Kickass]

.... 6 weeks later .....

".... The Telecrap was the first to reveal weeks ago (insert guilty club)'s denial that they were under the cap, after a phone call made to CEO (insert guilty club CEO name)."

 

[rocky IV]

I thought the "fraud of the rings" headline on the back page was pretty lame

but there was some good stuff in their today including an article by Todd Greenberg

 

[Barba's Barber]

Yeah i'm sure every team in is a rush to be stripped all points for the season and fined out of the Asssss
And especially to come clean to the Telegraph LOL

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

they are sh1t blocks

 

[will.i.am]

Insightful journalism..

 

[bLaQDoG..]

they are sh1t blocks

i hope they shot them

 

[~stacie]

i hope they shot them

:roflol:

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

i hope they shot them

if they did congrates to them

 

[Captain Kickass]

~ A day in the life of the Telecrap ~

*** Ring, ring .... Ring, ring ***
PO : "Hello !"

PR : "Ozzie ! Wassup bro ?"

PO : "Who's this ?"

PR : "It's Phil ... you know Rothers .... Buzz .... the Telecrap guy in the pic with Rebecca Wilson!"

PO : "Ah yeah .... you'll have to be quick mate, I gotta pray soon !"

PR : "Listen .... you can trust me ..... are you cooking the books over there?"

PO : "What ?"

PR : "You know .... doing the Storm ..... dodging the cap ..... fudging the numbers ?"

PO : "I have no idea what you're talking about !"

PR : "Come on bro .... we go way back to those glory days of the '94 GF ..... you can tell me !"

PO : "Phil ... P*ss off !"

PR : "Ok, Ok .... I thought that'd be the answer ..... anyways I gotta go champ, me and Kenty are having a bet !"

PO : "While I've got you here ... may I share my thoughts on ...."

PR : "Nah Mate - Call Josh ! Got more calls to make ..... "

~ FIN ~​

 

[the_crusader]

Its actually a smart idea if any more teams get busted due to cap breaches they can question the credibility of the CEOs of the said club

 

[The Beer Baron]

Didn't one team say 'No comment' ???

WTF.

 

[Vagabond]

Didn't one team say 'No comment' ???

WTF.

Probably something along the line of 'That's a ****ing stupid question'

 

[Magic Arrow]

Didn't one team say 'No comment' ???

WTF.

Nah, they all said no except warriors, who's CEO was unavailable.

While I'm at it let me take the chance to say lolwarriors

 

[dogkat]

On the subject of the Telecrap.

Today's front page feature was the Melbourne Storm debacle.

Sun-Herald's front page feature was Anzac Day.

I personally tend to rate Anzac day a little higher ...