honestly

[Munnuz 1]

lol fart in bed under the covers and then pull the blanket over the person's head your sleeping next to

haha dutch oven effect!

 

[bLaQDoG..]

lol fart in bed under the covers and then pull the blanket over the person's head your sleeping next to

Oh that's so sick! LOL

I don't have nobody to share a bed with though

I must admit though - I have dutch ovened myself in the past by accident

 

[Maza]

guys who fart after eating eggs

omg clear the neighbourhood

 

[½]

i love the smell of my girlfriends farts. i love EVERYTHING about her

 

[Captain Kickass]

I have a challenger to your Tuna sandwich fellas !

"Chevaps" - Spicy Sausages with onion, BBQ'd, on a roll !

An institution at our band practices ...... followed by much farts and LOL's as the homebrews kick-in !

 

[mofo sixx]

nandos peri peri sauce = worst farts known to man

makes the leaves on trees curl up

 

[el magic]

lol

once i was told my farts smell like rotten pineapple

hth

 

[Mr Invisible]

Any man who does not enjoy their own farts, is not a man at all.

Doritos + Spicy Salsa with beans.. = certain death.

Also I find crop dusting highly amusing too. Where you let rip a long silent but violent, as walking along, and wait for the smell to hit. Best done like waiting in a queue (walking past), or at a supermarket isle.

If you love farts you'll love The Pooter - http://www.youtube.com/user/jackvalefilms?blend=1&ob=4

 

[Kent Brockman]

everyone likes their own brand

 

[-alex-]

I think (well hope) I speak for the majority when I Say I dont enjoy the smell, but my own are the only ones I can stand without having to move away or block my nose. (most of the time

 

[Memberberries]

no I always move away even if its my own fart

I always highly recommend that no one uses the toilet for at least 1 week after I've gone for a sh!t

 

[-Kurry-]

Dalger, please be kind enough to remove my surname from this forum.


And i dont really like them....but you always have to have a sniff and go "wow not a fair effort LOL"
It's like when someone says "i just farted, block your nose!" ..you ALWAYS take a sniff just to see if they are lying.
And men who alwas smell like fart as if it has permeated into every pore of their clothes , make me want to gag lol

Although underwater/shower ones are DEADLY. It's Gods cruel joke for us being hygienic.

 

[-Kurry-]

lol my protein farts clear out the room in under 5 seconds

Protein farts sometimes hurt too. It's like you need to follow through but your ass resists. Too dry.

 

[½]

Although underwater/shower ones are DEADLY. It's Gods cruel joke for us being hygienic.

yeah. prob best not to fart in the shower wen u have to shower together cos your familys poor. wewll that's my story anyway

 

[Mr Invisible]

It's like when someone says "i just farted, block your nose!" ..you ALWAYS take a sniff just to see if they are lying.

Right idea, wrong plan.

The correct plan of action is first to question around you "Did anyone fart?". This causes everyone to take a good whiff to consider if it may/may not have been them that stealthed one out. After a moments confusion you admit to being the dealer, and cheer with glee.

My dad is shocking in this way. Comes into your room to ask you something, normally it's some stupid random question about nothing (or like - how are the doggies going on the ladder), then *BRMMMMPPPP* followed by laughter, and leaving the room.

Meanwhile I've hit the floor and either passed out, or attempted to make a run for my fallout shelter.

 

[mofo sixx]

mongolian for dinner

farting like a demon

it makes for a pleasant smell

 

[Your Mum]

I love them!

I love the ones that makes me dry reach. I'm usually pretty proud during those moments.

 

[Hansta]

lol pretty sure Steven adores them to

 

[Your Mum]

lol he hates it.

Ive tried farting on his head in the shower but have failed many a time. I managed to get a succesfull one on his thigh the other night though.

 

[Hansta]

need i ask why his head was close to your butt in the shower?

prob be better to skip the answer lol