News Gus v Tigers: The Luai Lottery goes into overdrive

[The DoggFather]

Hey @Joelmcevoy2 Ladyboy is refusing to go to training so Penrith release him to us immediately. He can't bear being away from Critta, his first and true love.

Break out the Kleenex!

PS trust me bro, I have 110% strike rate. The extra 10% came when I made something up and it came true.

 

[maltalian_dog]

You think, suspect, know then will be totally unsure. All in the space of five seconds

He'll be angry, disappointed, relieved and ropeable all while smashing out multiple non grammatical posts in a 5 minute period

 

[The_Chimpster]

He'll be angry, disappointed, relieved and ropeable all while smashing out multiple non grammatical posts in a 5 minute period

Sounds like we're in for some entertainment

 

[Joelmcevoy2]

Hey @Joelmcevoy2 Ladyboy is refusing to go to training so Penrith release him to us immediately. He can't bear being away from Critta.

Break out the Kleenex!

They said tigers his going to have we even made a offer nothing by us yet where quiet why we missed out on him or wat

 

[wendog33]

Must be Nasheed surely?

 

[Joelmcevoy2]

Must be Nasheed surely?

The question someone say are we out of the running or wat

 

[The DoggFather]

They said tigers his going to have we even made a offer nothing by us yet where quiet why we missed out on him or wat

Who would you rather play for, cats or dogs?

 

[wendog33]

The question someone say are we out of the running or wat

Check in with Charlie for latest update.

 

[axeman23]

Rinse and repeat as needed...

 

[The DoggFather]

I have proof it's a done deal, Gus even bought him flowers to sweeten the deal...

 

[Dingobat]

The question someone say are we out of the running or wat

Yes we are out of running Joel. It’s a smokescreen for Nathan Cleary

 

[axeman23]

Yes we are out of running Joel. It’s a smokescreen for Nathan Cleary

Nathan AND Jett, the "Family Club" once more!

 

[Kiwipup]

All this talk about Joel, but where is David Holland?

 

[Noeasyday]

All this talk about Joel, but where is David Holland?

Please don't use David's name in vain.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

I can't believe we've finally signed a good player from Penrith, I'm shaking

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Please don't use David's name in vain.

Damn he's dead

 

[Kiwipup]

I can't believe we've finally signed a good player from Penrith, I'm shaking

Who was the kenneler who said we signed him a fair few weeks back?

 

[H-dog]

I can't believe we've finally signed a good player from Penrith, I'm shaking

Brutal not a fan of kikau?

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Who was the kenneler who said we signed him a fair few weeks back?

Dreamydog. I was told months ago to not be surprised if he joins us, good source (being serious this time) but never got an outright yes. The Tigers offering fuck off money probably makes it unlikely now but we'll see.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Brutal not a fan of kikau?

Na I am. Problem with Kikau it's that he's the icing for a cake we don't currently have lol.