Greek Joke of today

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2 Greeks got married, as usual the guy does not know what to do, so on the wedding night he calls his yaya:

Groom: Yaya, I'm confused what do I do?
Yaya: take your cloth of, and things should start to happen.

so he undresses and his bride does so, then nothing happen, so he calls his yaya again:

Groom: yaya, ok we are naked now what?
Yaya: start kissing, and things should start happening

So they kiss form another 20 minutes and nothing happens. he calls his yaya again:

Groom: yaya, I'm not enjoying this at all, what do i need to do

Yaya: Oh ffs, look just put your biggest thing in her hairest thing, ok?

20 minutes later he calls his yaya again:

Groom: ok so now i have had my nose up her arm pits for 20 minutes, what's next???
 
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I got one:

how to you kill a greek?

slam the toilet seat on his head while he is eating his lunch

:p
 
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Theres an Abo version of this...

Aboriginal Mum: Put your most prized possession in where she does her wee wee...

Son: Ok, ive put my thong in her sink, what next?
 
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Kathy Freeman goes to the doctors and say "i cant stop jogging", so the doc puts two lines of white powder on his desks and tells her to snort them...So she does, and immediately stops running. "**** me, was that cocaine?" she asks..."no" replies the doc. "its omo, it stops colours from running"

Sorry im not a racist, but i just remembered these jokes...
 
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grk_adonis said:
Kathy Freeman goes to the doctors and say "i cant stop jogging", so the doc puts two lines of white powder on his desks and tells her to snort them...So she does, and immediately stops running. "**** me, was that cocaine?" she asks..."no" replies the doc. "its omo, it stops colours from running"

Sorry im not a racist, but i just remembered these jokes...
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Bahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah that was funny
 
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Why dont faggets work at sperm banks???? They always get fired for drinking on the job
 
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A Balaclava clad man with a shotgun charges into a bank in downtown Athens.... He aims the gun at Roula (or was it Toula.... maybe Voula.. anyway)

Roula says... 'sorry sir this is a sperm bank....'

Man says... ' i know, now open the vault and take out some sperm'

Roula doe s this....

Man now yells.... 'drink it'

Roula Says ' no way... thats disgusting"

Man fires shotgun and yells louder 'DRINK IT!'

so roula downs the whole cup of sperm....

The man rips off the Balaclava and says... ' see my darling wife... its not so difficult is it'
 
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