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[Slippery]

I remember on the last day of yr12, I was clearing out my locker and chucking everything in the bin, as you do...

Anyway, there's a bench underneath all the lockers to sit down. I had my wallet and phone there as I was sifting through stuff in the top locker.

Little Asian kid, no more than yr7, was creeping behind me ninja style and slowly extending his arm to get my wallet and phone. Caught his wrist at the last moment, at which point the kid looked like he was about to explode through fear. I squeezed him so hard, walked him into the side of the locker (cheek pressed), and told him that if he ever even considered stealing someone's sh*t again, his wrist will be cut off.

I've never seen a kid run away so fast.

Meeeeeeeeeeemories............

 

[Moodey]

I remember on the last day of yr12, I was clearing out my locker and chucking everything in the bin, as you do...

Anyway, there's a bench underneath all the lockers to sit down. I had my wallet and phone there as I was sifting through stuff in the top locker.

Little Asian kid, no more than yr7, was creeping behind me ninja style and slowly extending his arm to get my wallet and phone. Caught his wrist at the last moment, at which point the kid looked like he was about to explode through fear. I squeezed him so hard, walked him into the side of the locker (cheek pressed), and told him that if he ever even considered stealing someone's sh*t again, his wrist will be cut off.

I've never seen a kid run away so fast.

Meeeeeeeeeeemories............

Good job. Serves him right for attempted robbery!!!

 

[Ghost of Dime]

Moodey, you should take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap then beat the sht out of someone. Failing this, a sock full of quarters will also have the desired effect.

 

[Slippery]

Good job. Serves him right for attempted robbery!!!

Lesson 1 in badarsery, Moodey.

Always pick on the little man.

 

[-alex-]

Moodey, you should take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap then beat the sht out of someone. Failing this, a sock full of quarters will also have the desired effect.

a sock with a dorrknob in it will do the same. Or you can borrow my baseball bat

 

[Ghost of Dime]

or belt them with your enormous penis.

 

[Slippery]

Or you can borrow my baseball bat

Lined with barbed wire and thumbtacks.

Gotta be precise there, Alex.

 

[Moodey]

Moodey, you should take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap then beat the sht out of someone. Failing this, a sock full of quarters will also have the desired effect.

Very well

Lesson 1 in badarsery, Moodey.

Always pick on the little man.

I need a few more lessons from you Slippery.

a sock with a dorrknob in it will do the same. Or you can borrow my baseball bat

Lastly I'd like to say that I like to live a peaceful life comprising of long drives on the m5 to Campbelltown

 

[Slippery]

^
Sounds like a proposal to me.

 

[Moodey]

^
Sounds like a proposal to me.

Very well. Challenge accepted

 

[bLaQDoG..]

Nothing.... NOTHING beats the gayness when KE, Btrain, Rami and I were posting in the offseason a few years back.




Nothing.

I concur.

 

[-alex-]

I assure you drives on the m5 to Campbelltown are not peaceful. The ridonkulous roadwork ensures that.

 

[Moodey]

I assure you drives on the m5 to Campbelltown are not peaceful. The ridonkulous roadwork ensures that.

110-80 I get what you mean. By the way have you noticed the grassy hillhouse?

 

[-alex-]

110-80 I get what you mean. By the way have you noticed the grassy hillhouse?

I have no idea wtf you are talking about, and I know the m5 to sydney like the back of my hand. The only thing I can even THINK of is the grass pyramid where the m5 and m7 meet. Is that what you meant?

its not even the speed limits Im singling out either, its their decisions to block lanes when they feel like it late at night and only have 1 lane open for about 3km's with those portable lights blinding your eyes. AND the excess traffic that builds up where the roadworks are.

 

[Moodey]

I have no idea wtf you are talking about, and I know the m5 to sydney like the back of my hand. The only thing I can even THINK of is the grass pyramid where the m5 and m7 meet. Is that what you meant?

That's the one. It's illuminati!!

 

[Slippery]

That's the one. It's illuminati!!

Is that because 5 and 7 = 12, which is 1 away from 11?

So 12 - 1 = 11 = I11uminati?

I get you now.

 

[Slippery]

Your post is also at 11:54pm

1 + 1 + 5 + 4 = 11

Illuminati.

 

[Moodey]

Your post is also at 11:54pm

1 + 1 + 5 + 4 = 11

Illuminati.

Ok that is some freaky ****

 

[Slippery]

 

[-alex-]

lol where the **** did you get grass house from?

there's also a landmark where the m4 meets the m7, the light horse. It is to honour the infantry that trained there before going off to war.