funny quotes

[½]

Steve says:
it can also mean i wanna put my penis somewhere and make it brown

LOL

 

[Dawgfather]

oh ffs 1/2 at least put it in context u net noob

 

[dvsbastard]

Half says:
When I was young all the other kids used to laugh and call me names... Now they just beat me up and take my lunch money!

 

[½]

that most be some other half cos i don't use caps ffs

 

[BumAcid]

tbh.....

 

[dvsbastard]

that most be some other half cos i don't use caps ffs

Yeah and that other "Half" understands the concept of personal hygiene... And they are actually funny...

 

[½]

i don't get it tbh. one minute you are picking on this other half and now you are defending them

 

[dvsbastard]

I never picked on the other half... I just quoted them and brought to the attention of other Kennelers the serious impact of bullying... TBH I actually feel sorry for both halfs... That means I feel sorry for a "whole"... I think?!

 

[Yankee Girl]

Steve says:
it can also mean i wanna put my penis somewhere and make it brown

LOL

You sound horny? :love:

 

[½]

You sound horny? :love:

girl i'm always horny

 

[Yankee Girl]

girl i'm always horny

Why do they call you half?

 

[BumAcid]

StevieJ: Sunbaking nude can have the same effect.....just might turn red before it goes brown. Just remember to moisturise.....

 

[½]

Why do they call you half?

because i'm half your size tbh d(^.^)b

 

[Yankee Girl]

StevieJ: Sunbaking nude can have the same effect.....just might turn red before it goes brown. Just remember to moisturise.....

I know Stevie very well.

 

[Dawgfather]

I know Stevie very well.

too well

 

[Yankee Girl]

too well

Don't worry honey I wont tell them anything

 

[dvsbastard]

Don't worry honey I wont tell them anything

You don't have to... We all know Stevie has a thing for big bad German frau's!

 

[Yankee Girl]

You don't have to... We all know Stevie has a thing for big bad German frau's!

Sorry to disspoint you sweety but I am from the U.S

 

[DoggyGirl]

Sorry to disspoint you sweety but I am from the U.S

Doonside, USA?

 

[-Kurry-]

because i'm half your size tbh d(^.^)b

.....hmmmm....your still talking about penises arnt you?


dont lie now.....