Baby Dogg
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2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot
8. Stop at the green lights
9. Go at the red ones.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look
19. Restart your car at every stop light
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
28. Stop and pray to roadkill.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
31. In a parking lot, go under someones car and find the brake light cable and the horn relay. Hook up the brake light cable to the horn relay. Now, every time they step on the brakes, the horn honks. For best results, get the person stopped at a red light.
32. Superglue a magnet to the bottom of a McDonald's drink cup. Stick it on your roof, like where you put it while you're unlocking your door as you leave a fast food joint with your drink still with you. Drive away with the cup on your roof. People will honk, make crazy hand signs, get out of their car, etc... to tell you about that you forgot to take your drink down...
33. Wire up a button to your dashboard that turns on your brake lights without applying the brakes. Hold down the button when someone tailgates you.
34. How many times can you switch lanes in one kilometer? There's never been a better time to find out.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot
8. Stop at the green lights
9. Go at the red ones.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look
19. Restart your car at every stop light
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
28. Stop and pray to roadkill.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
31. In a parking lot, go under someones car and find the brake light cable and the horn relay. Hook up the brake light cable to the horn relay. Now, every time they step on the brakes, the horn honks. For best results, get the person stopped at a red light.
32. Superglue a magnet to the bottom of a McDonald's drink cup. Stick it on your roof, like where you put it while you're unlocking your door as you leave a fast food joint with your drink still with you. Drive away with the cup on your roof. People will honk, make crazy hand signs, get out of their car, etc... to tell you about that you forgot to take your drink down...
33. Wire up a button to your dashboard that turns on your brake lights without applying the brakes. Hold down the button when someone tailgates you.
34. How many times can you switch lanes in one kilometer? There's never been a better time to find out.
