Does Andrew Johns talk shit sometimes?

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He said on Freddy and the eighth this week that NSW should power play their middle third in opening exchanges by having Haas, Paulo and D.Saifiti start... Not a bad idea tbh. Don't like the Turbo idea though
With TPJ for good measure running on an edge...scary!
 

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Cahunts cooked his last brain cell with Columbia’s finest .....................here’s hoping Freddy see the merit in this move:tearsofjoy:
I wouldn't put it past him after last years disaster. losing to the shittiest Qld team in history! Watch him find a way to eff up the selections again.
 

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He’s one of my top 3 most annoying Nrl commentators amongst Tallis and Lockyer. Problem is they think they are funny but their humour only works for their inner sanctum of loyal village idiots. Lost on the rest of us and very annoying.
 
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Some brilliance from him today, about what he would do at the broncos...

"I've made a quick list; I think if they blew up the spine and they bought these four players: Harry Grant at dummy half, Nathan Cleary at halfback, Jarome Luai at five-eighth and Kalyn Ponga at fullback..." Johns said


Lol, as if they would even get 1 of those
 

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Some brilliance from him today, about what he would do at the broncos...

"I've made a quick list; I think if they blew up the spine and they bought these four players: Harry Grant at dummy half, Nathan Cleary at halfback, Jarome Luai at five-eighth and Kalyn Ponga at fullback..." Johns said


Lol, as if they would even get 1 of those
he said "there probably goes your salary cap" afterwards but it was just a silly thing to suggest, I guess it shows how much the Broncos need in his opinion I guess.
 

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Some brilliance from him today, about what he would do at the broncos...

"I've made a quick list; I think if they blew up the spine and they bought these four players: Harry Grant at dummy half, Nathan Cleary at halfback, Jarome Luai at five-eighth and Kalyn Ponga at fullback..." Johns said


Lol, as if they would even get 1 of those
LOL even the Roosters wouldnt be able to pull that off. John's has probably been reading some of threads on the Kennel..
 

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Today's story (there's one every other day on nine website with his opinion on something) is hes passionately begging Moses to re sign with eels. Why is he so passionate about who all the clubs sign?
 

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Today's story (there's one every other day on nine website with his opinion on something) is hes passionately begging Moses to re sign with eels. Why is he so passionate about who all the clubs sign?
He doesn't want Moses to sign with the Broncos because he works with the Eels, so he is picking other players that should sign with the Broncos.
 

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Today's story (there's one every other day on nine website with his opinion on something) is hes passionately begging Moses to re sign with eels. Why is he so passionate about who all the clubs sign?
Is he still the Parra halves coach?
 

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I’d go

1. Tedesco
2. Turbo
3. Latrell
4. Wighton
5. Addo-Carr

6. Luai
7. Cleary

14. Burton (Not sold on having a pure fullback in Papenhuyzen on the bench rather than a utility)

If one of the centres or halves get injured, Burton can slot in.

If a fullback or winger gets injured, Wighton can move there and Burton in the centres.
 

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Some brilliance from him today, about what he would do at the broncos...

"I've made a quick list; I think if they blew up the spine and they bought these four players: Harry Grant at dummy half, Nathan Cleary at halfback, Jarome Luai at five-eighth and Kalyn Ponga at fullback..." Johns said


Lol, as if they would even get 1 of those
I actually think A. Johns is getting worse... so much so that he is making Fittler look intelligent in comparison

the above suggestion is ridiculous... all four players are under contract, Cleary and Luai wouldn't go to the Broncos regardless, Ponga will likely be an All Black before he is a Bronco, which leaves only Grant... not to mention that it would cost a club $4 million a season to secure all 4

one signing the Broncos should have made... Matt Burton

Burton to play halfback... retain Milford on a significantly reduced contract to play five-eighth... retain Reece Walsh to play fullback... do whatever is necessary to move on at least one of your high priced forwards (Lodge is possible)... don't get spooked and retain players (eg. Piakura) for overs... move on Oates, Glen etc... then look to bring Harry Grant back to QLD for the 2023 season

voila! contenders again and with a young spine and prop rotation and strike out wide

it is amazing just how poorly run the biggest club in the league has been
 

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As a maroons supporter I agree w Joey
 

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As a maroons supporter I agree w Joey
What do you reckon about the push for the Johns brothers and SBW to coach the Toa? I'm all for it uso, Parrish is kaea. They might convince RTS to play for the world cup before he joins union
 

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What do you reckon about the push for the Johns brothers and SBW to coach the Toa? I'm all for it uso, Parrish is kaea. They might convince RTS to play for the world cup before he joins union
100 uce!!!

Parish is fkn hopeless
Wasn’t he one of Des boys
 
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