Do you wear a watch? Is it time that you do? (Excuse the pun)

[The_Chimpster]

that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if any slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.

He died of dysentery, he gimme da watch I wore that uncomfortable hunk of metal, up my ass, two years. Then after seven years I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to you

 

[The_Chimpster]

Pulp Fiction

Best movie ever made. A few come very close, but nothing matches the brilliance of pulp fiction

 

[Blue_boost]

Anyone tried watchgang.com

You pay a monthly subscription and they send you a watch every month worth 5 times your subscription. Plus you can win a Rolex every day

 

[MatstaDogg]

I strap a grandfather clock to my cock

I assume then your balls act like a pendulum and swing side to side with the time.

 

[MatstaDogg]

I have a really nice Tag Heuer watch that I only wear when I am going out or to special events.

Outside of that I don't really bother to wear watches as they get in the road with work and I normally end up scratching or breaking them.

 

[Memberberries]

I bought a casio watch.
It comes in handy wearing a watch while at the beach. You can time exactly how long you spend in the water to save yourself getting burned to a crisp!

 

[Memberberries]

I dont own a watch because time doesn't exist.

Exactly time is a human construct.

 

[The DoggFather]

I used to have those watches that could change tv channels. Came in handy in pranking in High School lol

 

[Wahesh]

I used to have those watches that could change tv channels. Came in handy in planning in High School lol

LOL... check out my wonder years thread bro... that was one I posted up. My mates used to do it

 

[Blue_boost]

Now that's a watch. Lol

Back in the day I thought my shit didn't stink because I had a Casio calculator watch

 

[086]

A good quality watch, that's Swiss made, mechanical movement, has heritage behind it and uses Swiss components, I'd recommend a Glycine.
If you want the same Swiss internals, yet German build and design quality, go a Steinhart!
If you're filthy rich, buy me a Rolex, as they're a not for profit iirc.