finally busted family members neeking. I hate when i see friends neeking ffs this was traumatic.
twar probably 5 months agoish, was supposed to go to my uncles place for a bbq, he had invited a few of the boys over for a manchester united game while the girls go out for the night or some shiz. I rocked up like 4-5 hrs early but no one answered so i just went to the back as they never lock the door there. The back entrance usually leads straight to one of the kitchens. I open the door and right in my face is my uncle's wife bent over the kitchen table getting rammed from behind by my uncle. I flipped and ran out lol, tripped over and fell in the pool
It's stayed between us lol but we have a good laugh lol
They were making the secret ingredient for the toom.
Yet to hear/ see anything. I have been busted with few things, funny as hell considering my mums a saint, with a voice that'll wake up the dead, here's a few:
- Taking her up to my cousins house about a month ago, pulled up at a servo to fill up petrol, my mums like "Do you have any chewy?" I'm like look in around the car. I'm paying for petrol, I look over and see her opening the centre console, and straight away it clicked on, I remembered my rubbers were all in there (about 3 packets) and all I heard was my mum going off about 10m away, though the glass windows in Arabic. Needless to say I copped a yelling I was pissing myself in.
- Taking her and my sister to Bankstown, I get a message on my phone from my little sister (who is sitting in the back) saying "You idiot clean your car up, you've got empty condom wrappers and some girls underwear here." Poor girl I scarred her.
- This ones real bad. shouldn't be saying this but what the hell, scarred my sister and copped a mad yelling from my mum. Lent my sister a spare phone I had lying around, forgetting I had certain videos/ images on there. Little sister went through the photos/ videos, me copping a few gobbies and sh*t, lil snitch went and told my old lady, who went off her nut.
- Dad decided to borrow my car once, opened the glove box to find the owners manual, a bra fell out.
- Took my car into repairs a few months ago to my cousins shop, I get a phone call 2 hours later, "You f*cuking little **** you bring your car here for me to fix it, not to clean out your used condoms and wrappers."
Many more condom stories, but they all are along the same lines.
