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Hacky McAxe

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I went a little nice on it but it was a joke when we were kids:

"How do you tell if a woman is on steroids?

She turns you around and fucks you up the arse with her clitoris"


The other one I always loved:

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

Well hung"
 

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I didn't get that at all. I understand that it's voted for by the fans but that was one of the most boring tries I've ever seen. He literally caught the ball then put it down.
Semi radradra literally did the same thing a few weeks back and ran the lenght and was miles better. Dont even get me started on captain of the year, i have no idea how its voted on or what the criteria is for it
 

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Cameron Smith should win the Dally M.

1 more meat pie and Yvonne Sampson will win prop of the year.
Still like her though. She's a much better presenter than Erin Molan.


Ummmmmm.....Bad News!
She had that pie!

Tried stopping her but......

Does that mean Sharon Woods is disqualified? :tonguewink:








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This cam smith is a talented guy, he is a captain, a coach, a referee and now a dally m judge too. What can't he do lol
 

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Or even better, even nominated?
Who would know who was nominated tonight on that pathetic coverage of the medal? In comparison to the Brownnose Medal it was an under 10s presentation night!
 

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It was very weird. I understand why they did it but it looked really awkward. They should have at least brought some other relos up.
I appreciate the NRL are trying to remember Sharney Kimmorley but to me it looks like they aren't allowing the Kimmorley family to grieve. They must have had about 5 celebrations of her life so far. Time to let them grieve in private so they can start to come to terms with it all.
 

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Cameron Smith should win the Dally M.

1 more meat pie and Yvonne Sampson will win prop of the year. Still like her though. She's a much better presenter than Erin Molan.
She has "grown" in recent years.
Still do-able.
 

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billy slater full back of the year? wow

tedesco , turbovich any one.
 
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