Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 18, 2023 #3,641 Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 18, 2023 #3,642 I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 18, 2023 #3,643 Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Dognacious Kennel Immortal Staff member Administrator Premium Member NF Draft Champion Joined Aug 4, 2007 Messages 23,674 Reaction score 11,138 Oct 18, 2023 #3,644 Told my girl i thought her cloths were too tight and revealing. She said "then wear your own"
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 19, 2023 #3,645 My boss said to me, "You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?" I said: "I'm not sure. It's hard to keep track."
My boss said to me, "You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?" I said: "I'm not sure. It's hard to keep track."
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 19, 2023 #3,646 This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop. I must have a chess infection.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 19, 2023 #3,647 I'm pretty sure that the hotel receptionist was checking me out.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 19, 2023 #3,648 I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop. He’s not perfect. But he knows the drill.
I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop. He’s not perfect. But he knows the drill.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 19, 2023 #3,649 What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up? The mean increases.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 19, 2023 #3,650 I’ve always been hesitant to post Monopoly puns but today I thought I’d take a Chance.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 19, 2023 #3,651 Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.
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Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 20, 2023 #3,653 Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 20, 2023 #3,654 I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?
I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 20, 2023 #3,655 I showed up late to the weekly kleptomaniacs anonymous meeting and all the seats were taken.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 20, 2023 #3,656 My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the Scholastic book fair.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 20, 2023 #3,657 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 20, 2023 #3,658 Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's all right now.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 20, 2023 #3,659 Eminem walks into a bar and orders a round of shots. The bartender says, “You only get one shot.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,367 Reaction score 102,462 Oct 20, 2023 #3,660 Netflix should have a category called “easy to follow while looking at your phone the whole time.”