A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. Oof.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 23, 2022 #1,941 A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. Oof.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 23, 2022 #1,942 My wife dropped the laundry basket She's mad at me because I just stood and watched it all unfold.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 23, 2022 #1,943 I was in a good mood till I started petting a duckling in the park. Then I started feeling a little down.
I was in a good mood till I started petting a duckling in the park. Then I started feeling a little down.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 23, 2022 #1,944 What does a building wear? Address
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 24, 2022 #1,945 My dad farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 24, 2022 #1,946 What does the chromosome like to wear? Genes.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 24, 2022 #1,947 What’s the best present you can gift? A broken drum. Nobody can beat that.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 26, 2022 #1,948 What do you call Santa without a GPS? A lost Claus...
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 26, 2022 #1,949 I asked Santa for a globe for Christmas this year. It would mean the world to me...
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 26, 2022 #1,950 My wife said to me that if I got her another stupid gift this Christmas, she would burn it… So I bought her a candle
My wife said to me that if I got her another stupid gift this Christmas, she would burn it… So I bought her a candle
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 26, 2022 #1,951 Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers? Neither have eye.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 26, 2022 #1,952 What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
GoblinSlayer Kennel Participant Joined Nov 27, 2021 Messages 222 Reaction score 1,453 Dec 27, 2022 #1,953
GoblinSlayer Kennel Participant Joined Nov 27, 2021 Messages 222 Reaction score 1,453 Dec 29, 2022 #1,954
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 30, 2022 #1,955 What's the quickest way to double your money? Hold it in front of a mirror.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 30, 2022 #1,956 C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we do not serve minors".
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 30, 2022 #1,957 Oxygen and Magnesium went on a date. Everyone was like “OMg!”.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 30, 2022 #1,958 What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 30, 2022 #1,959 I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 49,936 Reaction score 101,222 Dec 30, 2022 #1,960 I lost my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about it!