Dad jokes

[DinkumDog]

 

[dogluva]

A man is getting a checkup.

Dr : " You know you really need to stop masturbating"

Man : "Why Dr?"

Dr : So I can examine you"

 

[dogluva]

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat......


Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

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[DinkumDog]

We need a ‘groan’ button for this thread .

 

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[Bazildog]

 

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[Bulldog Wrestler]

Are Monsters good at math?

Not unless you Count Dracula.

 

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[DinkumDog]

Ah, Rodney….the gift that always gave…

‘I went into this fast food joint the other day and said to the girl ‘Two hamburgers and a hot dog’. She comes out with the hamburgers under her arm pits and I says ‘Why are my burgers under your arm pits?’. She says ‘Keeping them warm’. I says: ‘Forget the hot dog’.

Apparently his wife wrote much of the smut .