Camping and you

[Leesee]

Alrighty...as we know, the ANZAC day long weekend is fast approaching. My good friends have decided that we should go camping. Now, I've never gone camping with city folk before, but they were horrified when I told them all I'm taking is a couple of eskies loaded with grog, a drag net, fishing rod, tackle box, bait, a piece of tarp, some rope, my radio to listen to the footy, and my swag. Apparently u must have tents, gas stoves, car fridges, etc to really enjoy the experience. What a wank.

The cockheads have also decided that we should go camping at a 4wd access only beach, so they were shocked to hear we'll be roughing it. Even better? The one whose bringing his dad's cruiser has never gone off-road before.

Is it fair for me to be going off my nut about this, and for u folk who do go camping, am I in for a rough weekend? Never gone camping with city folk before so I'm not sure what to expect lol...

 

[Mr Bulldogs]

I have never been camping, i dont think it would work out for me

 

[Johnno]

That il be right with these city softies, you tell em leesee and if ya want a real man to come along I am only to happy to hold ya hand in the dark

 

[Leesee]

Camping is raging fun justin. I just get really ****ed up, and stay that way for 3 days. Just so long as they don't leave the car to close to the beach and the tide comes in, we're set lol.

Fmd what idiots...I just behave like a feral the whole time. Wear the same change of clothes the whole time, have a bath in a creek, drink rum for breakfast, and smoke in bed the swag. Lmao I love it. Can't take the country girl out of me hahaha

 

[MikeyP..]

I would love to camp, but i wouldnt be bringing with me a fridge, heater, etc etc. Just the essentials.

 

[Leesee]

The only essentials of camping are rum and tomato sauce...

 

[Bob dog]

What a chick, turn up in your shorts and singlet with a case of beer and ask what are youse lookin at? lol

 

[Johnno]

What a chick, turn up in your shorts and singlet with a case of beer and ask what are youse lookin at? lol

Back off bog log, shes my shimmy you mongrel

 

[Leesee]

Eskies bob, eskies.

Dress standad is a bonds singlet, footy shorts, thongs and rum hat. Love it. Just wish we could take motorbikes or 4 wheelers...that's where the fun begins lol
**** it. Born and bred in the bush. Won't let go of things that easily

 

[Bob dog]

Back off bog log, shes my shimmy you mongrel

Eat some lady poo, I liked her first.
Where were we? Eskies yeah gotta have ice for cold stuff, gotta keep the steak cold or else.

 

[Leesee]

I go fishing and catch my own.
Steak u take frozen...let it thaw in the esky. This is why u take tomato sauce so u can't taste the inevitable food poisoning lol

 

[Bob dog]

I havnt been camping for years, I went a few times about six years ago but it rains every easter here but the camp fires were more enjoyable with drink, chat and everybody drying out. Going wood hunting was good, we couldnt go anywhere without a can stuck in our right hands so it took longer.

 

[Gladiator.]

camping....brokeback mountain?

be in for a gay experience with the guys

 

[Your Mum]

I love going camping! You're right Leesee us city folk do do it different because i have a tent, gas stove and car fridge lol.

I like to walk out of my tent wearing big framed sunnies holding my oversized handbag like a tool... so yes it's different for us folk.

 

[Gladiator.]

just make sure for him to spit on it...

 

[Bob dog]

Spit on what? Anyone who spits on anything of mine while camping would probably wake up in a burning sleeping bag.

 

[DoggyGirl]

I'm with Your Mum. IF i was to go camping, and that's a huuuuuuuuuuge IF cause i won't survive, but i'd be the same as Jorgie

 

[Your Mum]

you two... ffs just stop it. FMD!

 

[Malla]

lol camping at school was the shizz.

 

[Ryde Bulldog]

I'm with you Leese, a couple of eskies and a swag. I don't even bother with the tarp. Other essentials for me are about 10 decks of ciggies and my guns so I can go shooting I suppose your mates are expecting toilets and showers as well??? :P