"The axe finally came down."
Dateline Belmore, Sydney Australia:
The excitement was palpable at the Belmore sports ground today when an ebullient Lynne Anderson announced a new head coach for her beloved and struggling Bulldogs.
Ted Gossop will be taking the helm from the beleaguered Dean Pay at seasons end with hopes to rekindle the spirit of the 1980s, "Entertainers!"
"I can't wait to get onto the paddock and whip the boys into sparkling form!" announced the beaming master coach.
Negotiations are well underway to recruit Eels legendary coach Jack Gibson as assistant, so things are finally looking up down Belmore way!