Best way to fake being sick......?

[£©]

Well i have a huge assignment due tomorrow and as you can probably guess, i havn't done ****. Pretty sad thread haha but yeah, i'm fully not keen for school tomorrow and my mum usually sees through my poor acting.

You'd better get started then

 

[KiwisOwn]

But cumon it's a doctor im sure they can tell if someones sick or not...Well i sorta hope they can anyway

 

[Bry]

Stomach cramps used to work for me. You cant really be caught out, just hunch over and hold your guts.

 

[TdoggBulldog]

wake up in the middle of the night... knock on your mums door and say "Mum i just threw up and have the sorest stomache and throat and i feel so sick"

then go back to sleep.. and if she wakes you up in the morning be like "mm.. yeh i still feel sick" then go back to sleep and dont go to school.

see.. my mums champ, and if i dont want to go to school she lets me stay home...

 

[xeno]

I just say harden the f*ck up. We dont wanna see another kiwi on the dole

 

[KiwisOwn]

wake up in the middle of the night... knock on your mums door and say "Mum i just threw up and have the sorest stomache and throat and i feel so sick"

then go back to sleep.. and if she wakes you up in the morning be like "mm.. yeh i still feel sick" then go back to sleep and dont go to school.

see.. my mums champ, and if i dont want to go to school she lets me stay home...

Scared of her new boyfriend haha. That's a good one though used to pull that back in the day.

 

[TdoggBulldog]

Scared of her new boyfriend haha. That's a good one though used to pull that back in the day.

How can you be scared of her new boyfriend? How would he do anything of any harm when you are "sick"

your just a soft c0ck imo lol.

 

[Mitch Connor]

tell her some fat ***** is threatening to rape u n just be like 'do u want me to get molestered by a ****ing bush pig?!'

 

[Mitch Connor]

or. say u got some ***** pregnant and her brothers are after u. and they have tattoos on their face once were warriors style.

 

[KiwisOwn]

How can you be scared of her new boyfriend? How would he do anything of any harm when you are "sick"

your just a soft c0ck imo lol.

Oh kind! haha maybe i don't wanna walk in on them again....Eugh ****ing nasty ****

 

[TdoggBulldog]

Oh kind! haha maybe i don't wanna walk in on them again....Eugh ****ing nasty ****

dude you have issues....

just knock on the door and tell her.. you don't have to walk in.

 

[Mitch Connor]

man the **** up n just stay home.

 

[Abz]

Finger down the throat

 

[BootS]

Heres an idea!!!

 

[Abz]

Lmao

 

[Just Me]

Why don't u just tell her the truth? You forgot your assignment was due and you want to stay home and do it!

 

[Abz]

Why don't u just tell her the truth? You forgot your assignment was due and you want to stay home and do it!

Did you ever do that?

 

[TdoggBulldog]

Why don't u just tell her the truth? You forgot your assignment was due and you want to stay home and do it!

thats just what i tell mum

but obviously some peoples parents like to see them fail?

 

[Mitch Connor]

thats just what i tell mum

but obviously some peoples parents like to see them fail?

yeah that OR they want their child to take responsibilty for their actions so that it wont happen again in the future...just a thought.

 

[mike]

mix 1 cup of olive oil and 1 raw egg mix and drink tastes like sh!t but it does the trick