Bats

[Cook]

Has anyone had the pleasure or displeasure of dealing with bats??
I’m after some tips to shoe these pests away. Not trying to save the world either i just want them to disappear.
Neighbour has numerous fruit trees and i keep copping loads of shit

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Poison your neighbour's fruit tree.

Honestly, that's really the only way to get rid of them. They're there for the fruit. As long as fruit is available, they'll turn up, eat, and shit out that horrible stuff on your car.

We had it for a long while and the only reason they stopped coming was because the Magpies and the Cockatiels ate all the neighbour's fruit before the bats got to it.

 

[belmore_utd]

Go big or go home

 

[Cook]

Poison your neighbour's fruit tree.

Honestly, that's really the only way to get rid of them. They're there for the fruit. As long as fruit is available, they'll turn up, eat, and shit out that horrible stuff on your car.

We had it for a long while and the only reason they stopped coming was because the Magpies and the Cockatiels ate all the neighbour's fruit before the bats got to it.

Poison your neighbour's fruit tree.

Honestly, that's really the only way to get rid of them. They're there for the fruit. As long as fruit is available, they'll turn up, eat, and shit out that horrible stuff on your car.

We had it for a long while and the only reason they stopped coming was because the Magpies and the Cockatiels ate all the neighbour's fruit before the bats got to it.

i have contemplated that, yet its a beautiful tree. Deciduous and has a lovely flower once a year. Its a big peach tree. Thing that annoys me is he dont even harvest the fruit, so whats the point and its up side of house.

 

[Cook]

Go big or go home

Ill take the bats over my crying toddler lol!!!

 

[Kung fu man]

Go big or go home

Had a friend with a stonefruit orchard back in the 80s he had a cannon he fired every night at dusk to get the bats away from his fruit bloody awful things in my opinion i had a few eating my figs i netted them (accidently) they usually hang themselves after that . You can chase them until you go to bed and they come straight back

 

[LeeroyJenkins]

Light up your backyard so they chill elsewhere

 

[Cook]

Had a friend with a stonefruit orchard back in the 80s he had a cannon he fired every night at dusk to get the bats away from his fruit bloody awful things in my opinion i had a few eating my figs i netted them (accidently) they usually hang themselves after that . You can chase them until you go to bed and they come straight back

Im chasing them tonight. Reckon its pointless, i can hear em fly past i know they wanna stop but cant

 

[Cook]

Light up your backyard so they chill elsewhere

I need more lights. I Have a torch at present pointed in direction of tree. Yet think batteries will die soon

 

[SARGE]

Light up your backyard so they chill elsewhere

You talking about the boring type or "light up" or the fun type?

 

[Alan79]

Has anyone had the pleasure or displeasure of dealing with bats??
I’m after some tips to shoe these pests away. Not trying to save the world either i just want them to disappear.
Neighbour has numerous fruit trees and i keep copping loads of shit

Hire Ozzy Osbourne to sit in the neighbours fruit tree. He may not bite them all, but hopefully after one or two they get the message.