Awesome Jokes You Can Use on Your Friends.

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The interupting cow joke appeared on south park

How To Eat With Your Butt
Episode 0510
Original Air Date: Nov 14, 2001
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[K E]

South Park stole it off me.

You seen this? You heard about this? .....wow, what a great audience.

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

Shu, Adam.

shuuuhowyabeeeennn?

 

[K E]

I've been hectic. You, yuleh?

 

[-alex-]

Me: K E for your bday im buying you a feather duster

K E: why?

Me: for your cobwebs.


Game.Set.Match

 

[~stacie]

Me: K E for your bday im buying you a feather duster

K E: why?

Me: for your cobwebs.


Game.Set.Match

*K E walks away stating he isn't going to speak to us for the rest of the game*

Hahaha hi-5!

 

[richie]

Pfft! I eat like a butterfly and sting like K E.

Do Pizza Hut still have restaurants where it's all you can eat? There was one in Merrylands and that closed down. I remember me and my hairy cousins went there after a game once and fcking destroyed every pizza.

I like pizza.

they sure do...and I know were, but there aren't many left though.
haha I had pizza n garlic bread for lunch today hey hey

 

[K E]

That's it.... Not talking to either of you for the rest of the day.

You both blew your chances.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "blew." Like what I did last night over Teri Hatcher.

 

[K E]

they sure do...and I know were, but there aren't many left though.
haha I had pizza n garlic bread for lunch today hey hey

Where do they still have them?! I mean....... Oh yeah? Where abouts?

 

[richie]

Me: K E for your bday im buying you a feather duster

K E: why?

Me: for your cobwebs.


Game.Set.Match

ohh now that's just getting personal now, lol

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

I've been hectic. You, yuleh?

shuu wallah ive been good shuuu.
my friend taught me iraqi dog language the other day
shuuu

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

Me: K E for your bday im buying you a feather duster

K E: why?

Me: for your cobwebs.


Game.Set.Match

since when do u clean cobwebs using a feather duster?

 

[K E]

ohh now that's just getting personal now, lol

Ask her if her elbows can touch.

 

[~stacie]

That's it.... Not talking to either of you for the rest of the day.

You both blew your chances.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "blew." Like what I did last night over Teri Hatcher.

Hahahah right & how long did you last not talking to us on Friday?

Tehe "last". Like you never do.

 

[K E]

shuu wallah ive been good shuuu.
my friend taught me iraqi dog language the other day
shuuu

Fck off, bro! Shloneck > Keefeck. Hahahahaha.

 

[K E]

Someone tell Ling Ling that I would've spoken to Satan himself after that win.

And someone tell her that 37 seconds is heaps long.

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

Fck off, bro! Shloneck > Keefeck. Hahahahaha.

marhaba deahewot?
far out idk how to type it

oh and dolma, andrew said to say that 37 secs is a long time...premature ejaculation

 

[K E]

marhaba deahewot?
far out idk how to type it

oh and dolma, andrew said to say that 37 secs is a long time...premature ejaculation

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You got it right. Marhaba. But "Dakhewit?" is Assyrian.

 

[LebaneseBulldog]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You got it right. Marhaba. But "Dakhewit?" is Assyrian.

dw its all the same ****
so are you randa? or lah?

 

[Gladiator.]

KE is an awesome joke to use around your friends. His misfortunes are hilarious. Just be careful, the Jew tends to steal your drinks FFS.