Slippery
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I've just done a poop, and everyone knows the best thinking is done at poop-time. (see The Thinker statue in Paris)
So, I was sitting there squeezing out what seemed like a tennis ball, and it dawned on me that I need a new mode of transport. Something that is a step up from riding my pet llama to work/school/various homosexual functions.
Is there anyone out there willing to trade me a car for the llama? I've named him F*ckwad, but he doesn't seem to care. You can rename it (as if I know the bloody sex) to whatever you like. I recommend Julius. It just sounds regal.
Considering llamas are quite exotic in Australia, I will accept an automobile valued in the region of $78,000. All other exotic animal trades will be considered - except Lebanese males.
So, I was sitting there squeezing out what seemed like a tennis ball, and it dawned on me that I need a new mode of transport. Something that is a step up from riding my pet llama to work/school/various homosexual functions.
Is there anyone out there willing to trade me a car for the llama? I've named him F*ckwad, but he doesn't seem to care. You can rename it (as if I know the bloody sex) to whatever you like. I recommend Julius. It just sounds regal.
Considering llamas are quite exotic in Australia, I will accept an automobile valued in the region of $78,000. All other exotic animal trades will be considered - except Lebanese males.
