Attn K.E.

[K E]

What's that "famous" pub that the Origin team always eats at? Caxton or something? Been there once, their steaks were pretty damn good.

 

[Hog]

and the Museum, it has a dinosaur skeleton (fake), 2 books and a pair of abo clapsticks

When are you coming to Sydney? We can drink the moonshine my friends dad makes, if you drink a shot glass of it you will never see again. Good stuff.

 

[K E]

Hi, Hog. I miss your beard/you.

 

[Captain Kickass]

I endorse the appropriate levels on bromance in this thread ... Brings a tear to an old Kennel-**** eye.

 

[K E]

Seriously, Hog's beard was fcking glorious.

 

[K E]

Was? Is?

 

[Captain Kickass]

It's good maintenance.

Like the Australian outback, the Australian beard requires an occasional controlled burn-off, in order to promote lush thick growth.

 

[Ghost of Dime]

When are you coming to Sydney? We can drink the moonshine my friends dad makes, if you drink a shot glass of it you will never see again. Good stuff.

Keen as ****ery, but there's no 'shine made yet that I can't drink a litre of before I shit my pants

 

[Ghost of Dime]

Hi, Hog. I miss your beard/you.

If I told you I was now keeping a beard, on a scale of 1-10 how hard would you fap

 

[Hog]

My amp goes up to 11! Beards are the best!

My friend gets woken up at 6 in the morning no warning
His Dad: Wake up, drink this.
Dan: What? Why?
HD: I said drink this, are you a poofter or something?
*Dan drinks*
HD: It's good
Dan: I know it's good, it's always good. What time is it?
HD: Time to make me breakfast, I've been up all night making this batch.

K.E. How are you doing? It's been ****ing ages!

 

[K E]

If I told you I was now keeping a beard, on a scale of 1-10 how hard would you fap

You'd smell the bleach/chlorine from the home of the brown river.

My amp goes up to 11! Beards are the best!

My friend gets woken up at 6 in the morning no warning
His Dad: Wake up, drink this.
Dan: What? Why?
HD: I said drink this, are you a poofter or something?
*Dan drinks*
HD: It's good
Dan: I know it's good, it's always good. What time is it?
HD: Time to make me breakfast, I've been up all night making this batch.

K.E. How are you doing? It's been ****ing ages!

Hi, Hog. Every time I see a Canada Dry, I think of you. And every time I see ZZ Top, I also think of you.

 

[Moe]

Hi, Hog. Every time I see a Canada Dry, I think of you. And every time I see ZZ Top, I also think of you.

What kind of things make you think of Moe?

 

[Hog]

Canada Dry is the drink of my people, well that and maple syrup!

 

[K E]

What kind of things make you think of Moe?

Calista Flockhart. She weighs more than you, you fck!

Canada Dry is the drink of my people, well that and maple syrup!

Maple Syrup and Snow are Canada's number one exports.

PS: Both your Jew teams are gonna suck ass this year. Kikeenham and Kike York Rabbis. (Tried to squeeze in as many jew refrences in there. Tottenham one didn't really work, TBH)

 

[Hog]

You forgot about hockey players, we're good at hockey, oh and also we're good at producing ****ing terrible music.

Lol how are they jew teams? Jews hate sport, now master chef........(get it?)

 

[Ghost of Dime]

Hog is solely responsible for Nickelback. (that is the most hurtful thing I've ever said, and I've said some hurtful shit)

 

[Hog]

Hog is solely responsible for Nickelback. (that is the most hurtful thing I've ever said, and I've said some hurtful shit)

**** off ****

 

[Ghost of Dime]

I love that song Hog!

 

[Hog]

I love that song Hog!

Everyone loves that song, most Aussie song ever