Anastabation
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On friday night my Broncos supporting mate and I found ourselves sitting next to a strange female. The female was arguably the ugliest young lady I have ever seen in my life, and when you consider the fact her BMI was in the healthy range, that gives you an indication as to how much of a monstrosity her melon was.
The weirdness started in the early minutes of the dogs/titans clash. My Broncos mate was suggesting Idris should be told by the coach to get a haircut. I corrected him, and explained that the hair makes him more intimidating, and I also went on to explain that he is a predator, he appears in the jungle and kills people, he can even turn himself camofluagued. Arnold Swartzgegger defeated him once, but everyone knows he was on steriods.
Anyway, I pivoted my head slightly, only to discover the ugly weirdy was leaning in and listening to our conversation. She made a statement but I couldn't comprehend the words, I was too spooked.
When Morris scored early in the game, I got up and pumped my fist.... the weirdy got up and pumped her first too... even though she was wearing a titans jersey. Her actions remain unexplained. At half time she disapeared... only to return with salad sandwhich. She pulled a bottle of water out of her bag and and peered at us whilst she consumed it.
In the 2nd half, she was cheering the titans and adding input into our conversations.
With 5 minutes to go she said "If we lose, we're not going to lose by much!"
The worst part occurred at full time when she grinned at me.
Her grin made her all the more ugly. A section of her gum morphed into her lip.
Just what was the weirdy doing, by herself, with a backpack, cheering both teams at the dogs game? And did she escape from an assylum?
Whatever the case, I was crept out and couldn't embrace the victory. I'm meant to go to the tians vs broncos game at skilled stadium this week but I live in fear that the weirdy will emerge at the venue. I may boycott the event.
The weirdness started in the early minutes of the dogs/titans clash. My Broncos mate was suggesting Idris should be told by the coach to get a haircut. I corrected him, and explained that the hair makes him more intimidating, and I also went on to explain that he is a predator, he appears in the jungle and kills people, he can even turn himself camofluagued. Arnold Swartzgegger defeated him once, but everyone knows he was on steriods.
Anyway, I pivoted my head slightly, only to discover the ugly weirdy was leaning in and listening to our conversation. She made a statement but I couldn't comprehend the words, I was too spooked.
When Morris scored early in the game, I got up and pumped my fist.... the weirdy got up and pumped her first too... even though she was wearing a titans jersey. Her actions remain unexplained. At half time she disapeared... only to return with salad sandwhich. She pulled a bottle of water out of her bag and and peered at us whilst she consumed it.
In the 2nd half, she was cheering the titans and adding input into our conversations.
With 5 minutes to go she said "If we lose, we're not going to lose by much!"
The worst part occurred at full time when she grinned at me.
Her grin made her all the more ugly. A section of her gum morphed into her lip.
Just what was the weirdy doing, by herself, with a backpack, cheering both teams at the dogs game? And did she escape from an assylum?
Whatever the case, I was crept out and couldn't embrace the victory. I'm meant to go to the tians vs broncos game at skilled stadium this week but I live in fear that the weirdy will emerge at the venue. I may boycott the event.
