Any "Lawnies" out there?

[Bulldog1966]

Grass is good cause cows eat it. And I like cows...

Fuck I carved up some nice porterhouse steaks from a chunk of good cow yesty

 

[Total Fool]

This actually works bro but you have to hit it twice a week apart.

David Grays 500ml Crab Grass And Clover Killer Selective Herbicide

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I might put a bit of that in the mother in-laws coffee next time she comes over

 

[The DoggFather]

Cheers man I'll check it out.

All good. Hope it works for you too

 

[The DoggFather]

I might put a bit of that in the mother in-laws coffee next time she comes over

If that doesn't work, I'll give you stuff that will do the job fast and it will look natural

 

[senshidog]

Sounds like you don't like Clover.

That said clover is actually a good thing (despite what people think and that it might look ugly). It gives bees easy access to pollen, and it actually protects the grass under it from harsh winter conditions.

So when summer swings around you'll often notice the sections of grass that are covered by clover are nowhere near as damaged by frost, etc etc.

 

[Mr Beast]

I have sir buffalo
And a orzito cyliner mower
I like to keep my grass clean and neatly cut
I do need to dethatch with a scarifier and do a little reno

 

[The DoggFather]

I have sir buffalo
And a orzito cyliner mower
I like to keep my grass clean and neatly cut
I do need to dethatch with a scarifier and do a little renoView attachment 60569

Do you live in Minecraft land? Lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Sounds like you don't like Clover.

View attachment 60568

That said clover is actually a good thing (despite what people think and that it might look ugly). It gives bees easy access to pollen, and it actually protects the grass under it from harsh winter conditions.

So when summer swings around you'll often notice the sections of grass that are covered by clover are nowhere near as damaged by frost, etc etc.

That **** is uglier than Castle

 

[Mr 95%]

Do you live in Minecraft land? Lol

Bahahaha.. a classic.. bahahaha

ps… bahahaha bahahaha

 

[The DoggFather]

Bahahaha.. a classic.. bahahaha

ps… bahahaha bahahaha

My daughter loves it so it caught my eye straight away lol

 

[Mr 95%]

My daughter loves it so it caught my eye straight away lol

They game peeves me off!! Bloody blocky things..Lol

 

[The DoggFather]

They game peeves me off!! Bloody blocky things..Lol

Yeah I loved Lego but hate Minecraft lol

 

[Mr 95%]

Yeah I loved Lego but hate Minecraft lol

Ahhh Lego.. Still would love to build a Millennium Falcon..wish I had a son so I could pretend it was his!! Lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Ahhh Lego.. Still would love to build a Millennium Falcon..wish I had a son so I could pretend it was his!! Lol

I'd love to build that massive Death Star one day....and blame my son on it lol

 

[coach]

Love a good lawn, froth on it
But ya know your getting old when you enjoy it[emoji23]

 

[Gene Krupa]

How do you get rid of carpetgrass.

Sorry the photo is huge.

 

[maroondog72]

I used to have a neighbor that was a fanatical lawnie and a deadset cahunt he would fire the lawnmower at 5.00 every sunday morning so after 6 months of playing nice, I went full black ops on the prick, I would fill ice cube trays with roundup and water and freeze them , then go out at night with a slingshot and fire them over the fence, ice cubes would melt and leave big dead patches over his perfect lawn, fucker spent hundreds on trying to find out what the issue was but he never worked it out.

 

[Noeasyday]

I used to have a neighbor that was a fanatical lawnie and a deadset cahunt he would fire the lawnmower at 5.00 every sunday morning so after 6 months of playing nice, I went full black ops on the prick, I would fill ice cube trays with roundup and water and freeze them , then go out at night with a slingshot and fire them over the fence, ice cubes would melt and leave big dead patches over his perfect lawn, fucker spent hundreds on trying to find out what the issue was but he never worked it out.

Years ago, my new neighbours pissed me off over a fence, didn't pay their half because 'it's not in the right spot' - it's bang on the boundary line. So, I got a heap of mint seeds and the night before they laid there turf, then the following few nights I happily threw seeds all around their soil / grass.
Smelt nice for a few years every time they mowed.

 

[Cujo]

as in "do we smoke grass"??

 

[Bazildog]

I love the look of well kept grass, just as long as some other karhunt has mowed and edged it...