Amy Winehouse Jokes.

[BaYry Ward]

The search has commenced for many of Amy Winewhouses missing tracks.

The searchers are starting with her arms and will then look between her toes.

 

[Dogandgunner]

Q: What's the difference between February and Amy Winehouse?
A: February makes it to 28!

 

[Dogandgunner]

Q: What’s the difference between Amy Winehouse and Amy Winehouse jokes?
A: The jokes will get old.

 

[Dogandgunner]

Q: What’s the difference between me and Amy Winehouse?
A: Amy had more money, but I woke up on Sunday

 

[Dogandgunner]

Q: What did Amy Winehouse say right before she died?
A: "How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this line of coke...disappear!"

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

not even windscreens O'Brien could help Amy with her crack problem.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Oh god .. the last 5 are bloody terrible :roflol:

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse & Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke...

 

[-alex-]

McDonalds just released their 'Amy Winehouse Value Meal'

it comprises only of coke and ice

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line.
It's what she would've wanted.

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

I'd like to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 24 hours of sobriety.

 

[OITENTA-E-NOVE]

Heard one on a sports show today:

Whats the difference between amy winehouse and sir alex ferguson? sir alex ferguson will be playing giggs this year.

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

If there's one thing we can learn from Amy Winehouse's death. It's that Charlie Sheen can take his coke like a ****ing man!

 

[-alex-]

on a brief side note: I have no idea how the **** Pete Doherty is still alive. He made it past 27... gotta be the next to go. ffs

 

[Mr Invisible]

I'm only annoyed because I could have sworn blind that Charlie Sheen would be the first celebrity related drug death of 2011.

The Amy Winehouse goes and blindsides that idea completely.

I was going to buy her Greatest Hits recently, but I think I'll wait for the coroners reports instead.

 

[Game Breaker]

What does Amy Winehouse and Sir Alex Fergusson have in common?
Neither of them will be playing Giggs this August.

Heard one on a sports show today:

Whats the difference between amy winehouse and sir alex ferguson? sir alex ferguson will be playing giggs this year.

One of you screwed that one up

 

[Paint.]

One of you screwed that one up

'Twas OEN... Giggs is retired now

 

[~stacie]

Omgsh, right Alex!? Until he dies, I will never understand how he's still living lol.

 

[Game Breaker]

'Twas OEN... Giggs is retired now

Giggs is still playing

 

[Paint.]

Giggs is still playing

You're right, my bad... he re-signed for one more year