Aftershave

[SexBomb]

No idea

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I said charming!

 

[SARGE]

Criminals are usually charming psychopaths which no one suspects

I am a psychopath but I'm the opposite of charming lol

I am the Baba Yaga

 

[Gene Krupa]

I said charming!

I am f@cking charming.

 

[SexBomb]

I am f@cking charming.

Ok Ma'am.
Sorry, or is it Karen that you prefer?

 

[Haslerhasworms]

I used to steal underwear and sell them at school...

You sold underwear at school?
Hahafknhahaha

 

[The_Chimpster]

You sold underwear at school?
Hahafknhahaha

Only after sniffing them

 

[LeeroyJenkins]

You sold underwear at school?
Hahafknhahaha

Yes sir

 

[LeeroyJenkins]

Only after sniffing them

They were CLEAN

 

[Haslerhasworms]

Yes sir

Crazy kids!
I gotta know did you knick them knowing your (obviously retard) mates would buy them off you, or you just randomly choose undies to steal?
I was more into stealing tennis racquets and one on one magazine...
*Old school basketball magazine not a magazine with naked men*




Unfortunately

 

[LeeroyJenkins]

Crazy kids!
I gotta know did you knick them knowing your (obviously retard) mates would buy them off you, or you just randomly choose undies to steal?
I was more into stealing tennis racquets and one on one magazine...
*Old school basketball magazine not a magazine with naked men*




Unfortunately

Easy to rack and even easier to sell. At the time nice underwear were highly desirable by boys my age although I can't remember why, they just were. Where the fuck did you put the tennis racquets?

 

[SexBomb]

They were CLEAN

Fresh of the clothes line?

 

[Haslerhasworms]

Easy to rack and even easier to sell. At the time nice underwear were highly desirable by boys my age although I can't remember why, they just were. Where the fuck did you put the tennis racquets?

Righto.
Was walking through Grace Bros (before it was Myer) and they were relocating some sport stuff.
Picked up a nice new Wilson and Prince racquet, went up the escalator and left the shop.
That easy.
Was packing my dacks the whole time!

 

[LeeroyJenkins]

Righto.
Was walking through Grace Bros (before it was Myer) and they were relocating some sport stuff.
Picked up a nice new Wilson and Prince racquet, went up the escalator and left the shop.
That easy.
Was packing my dacks the whole time!

Elevator straight to the carpark? Lol

 

[N4TE]

I don’t use aftershave.. I liked that and I’ll spell it wrong but Jean Paul Galatia where the bottle looked like a man but I pretty much use my missus perfum now. I reckon woman’s perfume smells nicer. Mates have given me shit about it until I’ve had ladies come up to me and say ohh you smell really nice what’s that perfume. So each to their own. Also neck up ya parrot wear whatever you fucking want.

Also I have a beard so aftershave isn’t particularly practical.

 

[Haslerhasworms]

Elevator straight to the carpark? Lol

I think I went to kmart to get some tennis balls!

 

[Haslerhasworms]

Back on topic though when I worked at Hugo Boss the guy who owned Perfume Box across the street did me good deals on aftershave.
Back then I was into poison by Viktor n Rolfe, black sun by Salvidor Dali and light blue by D&G.
And Boss pure.
That shit was a chick magnet.
When I could afford it and actually gave a shit.

 

[Trinfly]

My favourite ..

 

[Nasheed]

Righto.
Was walking through Grace Bros (before it was Myer) and they were relocating some sport stuff.
Picked up a nice new Wilson and Prince racquet, went up the escalator and left the shop.
That easy.
Was packing my dacks the whole time!

So u bought a racquet?
Thanks for telling us

 

[Haslerhasworms]

There's some critical thinking

 

[Bulldog1966]

Nah, I work for the government my bro.

So does Nash except for the work bit of that sentence.
IF I worked for the govt(I.e Centrelink)I'd stalk the **** into getting a job or die trying