‘We have so many piss-ups’: Brandon Smith reveals ‘massive drinking culture’ at Storm

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Brandon Smith has revealed drinking is “a massive part of the culture” at the Melbourne Storm in an explosive tell-all interview.
Smith detailed a wild drinking story involving Dale Finucane and said club legend Cameron Smith “loves a beer”.

It was all inside the 56-minute YKTR Sports podcast which has landed Smith in hot water this week.

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The Storm and the NRL are fuming with the hooker’s behaviour, and his public defection to the Roosters could see Melbourne cut ties with him.

Smith will join the Roosters in 2023 after reportedly deciding on the move without talking to Melbourne, despite promising to give the club final bidding rights.

The NRL is investigating the explosive podcast and Smith is expected to be fined for swearing profusely on the show.

Here’s the most interesting parts from Smith on the Storm in the podcast.

DRINKING CULTURE


Smith revealed the Storm train hard and play even harder - both on and off the field.

The Kiwi larrikin said the heavy drinking culture at the club helps build camaraderie.

“We have so many piss-ups and it’s no secret that piss-ups build relationships, there’s a reason I was getting piss fit this whole time,” Smith said.


“Because you just start letting loose, you can talk and be yourself. At the Storm bro, drinking is a massive part of the culture.

“We had beer pong competition at my house and Scott Drinkwater, we were playing beer pong, Dale (Finucane) was blind, and Scott kept pouring vodka into his beer cups and he drank a bottle of vodka in 32 minutes, like a whole bottle and he was so pissed.

“He doesn’t realise how strong he is, he grabs you and just manhandles you around and 20 minutes later he’s got his shoe and he’s spewing into his shoe.”

ON CAMERON SMITH

Smith was perplexed as to why his former captain Cameron Smith is such a polarising figure in rugby league.

The future Immortal is considered in some NRL circles the greatest players of all time, but Smith’s character was often attacked throughout his illustrious career.

“He’s the man. I can’t understand how he gets (called) a sh*t person and all that, he’s the complete opposite,” Smith said.

“I have a really good relationship with his family and I’ve never seen him doing anything wrong, like nothing wrong.

“Everything is by the book. He’s one of those trainers who is not an outstanding trainer but he will do everything and never be tired and with gym it’s every rep.

“He loves a beer, like loves a beer, doesn’t do any of like (that) other sh*t. He’s just such a good dude.”

MUNSTER ON THE PUNT

The Storm squad have spent plenty of time on the road together over the past two years due to Covid and Smith said playing cards is constant feature.

The teammates play for cash and Smith ousted Cameron Munster as the worst punter in the team.

“I play a lot of cards, me and Christian Welch actually, I reckon we’re about to get hit up by the ATO because we just take that much cash off the boys,” Smith said.

“Cameron Munster, I reckon he’s give us a $1000 this year just on playing cards, he’s the worst.



“He gets so horny, because in 500 you get to pick up the middle and you don’t know what they are and bro he’ll just outcall you because he wants to see what’s there, he sucks.

“But he’s also the most tin-arsed bloke in the world.”

TIGHT-KNIT MELBOURNE

Melbourne is full players who have moved to a new city and Smith said it creates a unique team environment away from footy.

“Melbourne is unreal, the people there and all the players we all love each other because we’ve got no family in Melbourne, most of us,” Smith said.

“And all us young fellas, like everyone under 26, all live in Richmond, all live a 1km away from each other and we’re always hanging out with each other, every single day.

“And that’s pretty much how I grew up in Waiheke, it’s very homely there and I see it.

“Like when Harry (Grant) went to the Tigers he said they just don’t have that, don’t have that bond because everyone lives so far away from each other, so it’s so much different.”

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Train hard and play harder… sounds like the dogs 04’ premiership team.
Hmmm… I disagree. Our team was fuelled by anger for the b/s non-scandal at the start of the year, and also getting eliminated in the finals the year earlier. NO ONE was going to take the premiership if is in ‘04.
 
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Train hard and play harder… sounds like the dogs 04’ premiership team.
I agree still a weapon on field no doubt trains hard off it and leaves not a Zac in the tank on game day.This won't change next year or beyond.
Fn nitpickers let it go, why dwell lol

I do agree he has loose lips disease and should have probably toned that way down or never accepted the podcast gig at all but meh no biggie imo. STILL say with confidence this shit wouldn't be an issue if he was inking a deal with us ...
 

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I agree still a weapon on field no doubt trains hard off it and leaves not a Zac in the tank on game day.This won't change next year or beyond.
Fn nitpickers let it go, why dwell lol

I do agree he has loose lips disease and should have probably toned that way down or never accepted the podcast gig at all but meh no biggie imo. STILL say with confidence this shit wouldn't be an issue if he was inking a deal with us ...
He left plenty in the tank when he sat out a week of footy because Bellamy had to rest him due to the fact he was "feeling frustrated", Fam. The bloke has a crap attitude and playing under Bellamy has accentuated his best attributes and glossed over his flaws. We're very lucky to have signed a better player with a better attitude. Namaste
 

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At least he’s being honest would anyone seriously expect anything different from a bunch of young boys in the prime of their life
Of course not but you also wouldn't expect your mate to rat you out by name in a public interview like that either. I'm sure Finucane wouldn't want family/friends/coaching staff/sponsors to know he's downing bottles of vodka in 30 mins at team mates gatherings
 

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Actually we're far luckier to have a looper dude like you on this forum @utilitywhole than any new player signings, your the "gift" that never stops dribb .. oops giving.
 

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NRL players are constantly declared robotic cliche repeaters so when one comes out and talks his mind there's a pile on. I don't get it.
 

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He left plenty in the tank when he sat out a week of footy because Bellamy had to rest him due to the fact he was "feeling frustrated", Fam. The bloke has a crap attitude and playing under Bellamy has accentuated his best attributes and glossed over his flaws. We're very lucky to have signed a better player with a better attitude. Namaste
Cmon mate. You cant hate on mental health. Frustration is just the beginning if not dealt with early.
 

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Probably wiser to save the war stories and sordid details for the locker room, or team reunions.
 

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NRL players are constantly declared robotic cliche repeaters so when one comes out and talks his mind there's a pile on. I don't get it.
I'm sure you'll get it if he runs your club's name through the mud one day, Fam. Do you really think publicly mocking struggling clubs is good for the game? Do you think publicly sharing closed door stories about vomiting in shoes, or swearing like a sailor is going to make parents eager to sign their kids up to play junior footy? Do you think announcing his new club on a podcast before he had informed the club who developed his game was respectful? The guy is a loose cannon. He will be more trouble than he is worth. Namaste.
 

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Hmmm… I disagree. Our team was fuelled by anger for the b/a non-scandal at the start of the year, and also getting eliminated in the finals the year earlier. NO ONE was going to take the premiership if is in ‘04.
You make it sound like we won convincingly and ganecwas wrapped up with 30mins to go....

Must i remind you we had a Minichello obstructuon go our way, not to mention last gasp tackle by Ryan to kill the play onnthe buzzer?

We won and no-one can say we didnt derseve it, but it was hardly a convincing win or one that couldnt have easily gone the other way....
 

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I'm sure you'll get it if he runs your club's name through the mud one day, Fam. Do you really think publicly mocking struggling clubs is good for the game? Do you think publicly sharing closed door stories about vomiting in shoes, or swearing like a sailor is going to make parents eager to sign their kids up to play junior footy? Do you think announcing his new club on a podcast before he had informed the club who developed his game was respectful? The guy is a loose cannon. He will be more trouble than he is worth. Namaste.
lol you've obviously never heard of the Matty Johns Pod cast? They do all the above every week and it's a top rating pod cast.
 
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